Funkysi

Nice bit of kit, but just doesn't look that nice. Check out the rear overhang, looks really strange.

Wish I had been in my Cavalier, I told him this as well and said he'd find nice blue paint lines all up his nice white van....

Nope, can't say I've ever seen any other j-speccers with rust. Mine is as new underneath, but then again, it's not even been in the UK for a month yet.

[rant]Just popped into my local Safeway...aka Morrisons, went to find a parking space, I do what I usually do and find a space in an out of the way locations and take up 2 spaces. The amounts of times I've seen car doors needlessly walloped is unreal. Being in the zed, I thought I'd take no chances. Went in, got some crisps, a sandwich and a bottle of coke. Came back outside to find some toss piece has parked his van directly behind my car. No way of getting out what so ever. So, I thought, I'll go in calmly and collectively and ask for someone to make an announcement over the tannoy system. Eventually some scrawny look wretch comes over and said, “oh right, that'll be my van then”. So I said, in a nice calm way, “you couldn't move it could you? You're blocking me in and I need to get back for work.” To which his response was, “oh yeah, you took up two spaces, so I thought I'd block you in.” So with that, I flew off the handle, said “just get out there and move it”. It's sometimes impossible to get a Zed in a parking space because it's so wide. He said, “you shouldn't have done that”. So I got a bit more mad at him and started swearing and loosing the plot, last words were in front of everyone while I was sat in my car were “just get out of the way you bearded idiot, I've taken your phone number down (written on side of said van), I'll be calling your boss in a while telling him how much of an imbecile I think you are.” He shut up then. Shan’t be making the call, but hopefully, he’ll think a bit harder before being a muppet in future. Sorry, but that wound me up something chronic...what tit!! [/end of rant]

Not seen the fist thread, so can't comment really. But do understand what you mean. As a forum, which is club based, I guess we need to portray the club as a friendly filth free enviroment. Although people have a giggle, I guess things can get a bit 'below the belt'. Although I've not paid much attention to it, others will, I'm sure.

You can't light a burp either. Fart lighting is a great past time. :)

From what I've seen, it's all relatively light hearted anyway. If you're going to post up poop, then you've gotta be prepared for a big of banter.

Anyone?

LOL! I was joking.... :)

No beans though.... lol

LOL, mine keeps unscrewing automatically. Must get round to either replacing it with a momo replacement knob or treadlocking the existing one on.

2nd actually!!! LOL

Glad you got back ok today mate. Sorry about the phone etc...shame we couldn't meet up again on your way through. Oh well, next time maybe. :)

Which do you prefer. I enjoy both if they are of good quality. But can be problematical if forced! Trick = not to force unless you are 100% confident Coke is an unbeatable ingredient for inducing ground shaking burps. I used to go buy a can just to see how loudly I can burp! Too much hastle now, so I just eat beans and wait for the result!

The above look like cheap beans. Look at the consistency of the sauce. Too red and very thin, needs to be less sauce and more beans. More beans = increased flatulance. Awsome......

I'm guessing this is a fueling issue, I thought at first it was blue, but it's not, just grey puffs of smoke from cold startup and occasionally when it's been left for an hour or two. I'm still running a Jap ECU.

Hahaha humour...........

Dave, what the hell's going on with your MSN today mate?? LOL You've signed in and out about 400 times this evening..... :rofl:

Another FAO Anna....cheers for the hot dog today. :D Yummie.

'innit'

Better be loads of women there...kinda despirate for a shag!

Mine leave a similar mess on the back of my car. Dunno how to do an 02 check. :(

Someone on here's got a yellow one with one of those nasty spoilers on....forget who it is now.