Funkysi

Yeah, I just didn't want little hairs all over my back.

I had my back waxed last night! It's feckin killed! It's ok. Glenn from here watched me have it done and laughed at me!! :rofl:

I couldn't smash that up. What condition's it in Steve?

...and probably about 100+ of everything else...I did just say 'hardly any'...which is correct as the majority of cars that turn up are big engined hatch backs or big power GTs.

Provide us with a write up and photos if you can mate!!! :bow:

I bought a J reg VW Golf MK3 with T&T once for under £100. So it is doable. I made £100 on it though when I sold it as I was a little hard-up at the time, otherwise, I would have killed it as it was a hateful car. I tried though...drove it through a river....

A few friends bought an old Rover 213 when I was away in France last month...They chopped the roof off with an angel grinder and drove it round a field until the chassis gave up and snapped. Have always wanted to do this since I was a little kid when I had my first 'decent' car book named 'Famous Marques of Britain'. The book was full of hilarious 70s and 80s British Leyland cars which always used to make me laugh. Budget is about £50. I'm quite distraught actually, the only Lada Riva on ebay is up for about £300. Waaayyyyyyyy out of my price range and way to expensive for. There aren't even any Ladas for sale on Autotrader. What more, FSO aren't even listed in autotrader as I want to kill a Polonez ontop of anything else. Would quite happily kill a Favorit. So, top list of cars I want to kill are as follows. Any of these will do really if I can find one. Austin Maxi (becoming a classic, so the chances of £50 jobs are few and far between) Austin Princess/Ambassador...again, almost Zero left on the roads now and have become a classic... Austin Allegro - again, will probably be very hard to source for £50 Austin Maestro - A deffinate probability FSO Polonez - If I can find one. Morris Marina/Ital (preferably a ginger one with Webasto roof - as pictured) Lada Riva - Again, if I can find one Yugo 45A - some about, but really really getting to be a rarity now. Skoda Favorit - Early ones with the 'white dog 5hit' coloured bumpers seem to be up for grabs for £free. What ideally I'd like to do is to screw on a home made MDF bodykit, then abuse it somewhere...I have formulated various tests. Final test being the grand torching. Aim of the game is to hopefully film it and get it screened on Top Gear, although I think the later part of the plan may be somewhat over-ambitions.

Innit!!

Think you're missing the whole point of TOTB. Most, if not all of them are modified cars, rarely any supercars enter, high performance GTs and huge-ass engined super-minis make up most of the gathering.

Yeah, seems Kev and PJ have turned into them.

Looks like it doesn't it....

:bow:

Not hard to miss em really.

Nope, just 'brush' my teeth. It's quite simple really.

Narrr, my teeth are white and clean thanks.

Quality!! :)

Nar that's already, they only go for people who don't look like they've brushed their teeth in half a decade.

Oh yes, completely.

I dunno, when you're playing down the legion, I'm sure all the granny's nipples go hard for you Kev.

When they're all pissed, they love anyone who can play a bit of cheese.

One more than you then batfink.

and?

Not usually a Jim Carey fan to be honest. But quite enjoying the Trueman show. Have seen it plenty of times before, but it's on C4 at the moment. Certainly a very different film.

No. Where did it say that?

You're not and you're single! :rofl: