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You dirty b**tard can't believe you'd even have the cheek to suggest it. God, I'm offended, not going to speak to you ever again. EVER!. Wanting to look at my missus underwear, what ever next!

Which mags had drifting Zeds in? I've always wondered why there wasn't more of them drifting. Dave

Tell him to take it to a track day and really drive it, that'll make him realise he's not as good a driver as he thought. Especially after coming off and coming a little too close to the barrier for comfort, Like me!

No but you wanted womens underwear that had been shat in by a bloke!! hha haha ha

Not got any g-string photos but I'll send it if you want! Havn't cleaned it since I shat in it though!! Dave

Thanks guys it was great. Gonna check that heritage cover. Yep the tyres were covered in beads, front but especially the rear. They were a new set of bridgestones as I said from my old stocks I got just before buying better alloys. Probably a months worth of wear in one day! might check in a bit to see. Gonna try demon tweaks next time I need some. How much did they charge for ones to go on stock wheels?

I'm a fan of Honda engines. Very refined and reliable. Gonna have to get myself an NSX then I guess! Dave

Did the Castle Combe trackday yesterday. Bloody brilliant!. It was my first time on track so a real eye opener. The car went great, the engine didn't even seem that hot and I was ragging the hell out of it. The stock breaks on the other hand were a pile of sh*t!! I've got my new brembos but didn't have time to fit them. I didnt want to encounter problems and not have the car ready for the trackday (one way op as I've got to drill the mounting holes out). They were fine for the first round of laps (10-15 mins). I had a good spin out coming out of quarry corner (very tricky corner, saw a picture of a porshe from last month literally 10ft in the air and spinning!! driver walked away with a black eye and no car!!). I browned my missus's g-string as I went whizzing backwards towards the barrier with no insurance and finally stopped literally 1/2 a meter from it. I think the combination of this and the hard driving/breaking boiled the fluid as after that I could only do 10mins before my breaks would fade to nothing. A new experience for me, foot right to the floor and no brakes! had to pump it a bit to make them work and use the handbrake as I was returning to the pit. Definately recommend good new brakes for anyone going on a trackday, I'm sure its old news to all you old sweat track vets out there. I put my stock wheels on the back which had new bridgestones. I never had the fronts up with me so had to keep my antera's on. This worked fine. I was worried about the size difference but it's not that bad as the profile of the stocks is a lot bigger so the actual difference is not that noticable. The tyres would feel like sponges after 5 laps, the backs were up at 39psi as well, could have done with making the fronts harder but didn't get a chance. There was a photographer there and I've bought a great A3 print, he forgot to give me the digital version though. These are also taken by him. Check out my yellow g-force indicator. It's the pre-curser of the r34 ones! All in all the best day of my year. Dave

Hope it goes well mate, good luck. Dave

This is great entertainment. All the hall marks of a good B movie. Good car, bad driver, races with shit car, only just wins, insults fly everywhere, sex (apparently).

I'm off to castle combe tomorrow, good job theres a shell garage down the road. Dave

Networking cable is a faster transfer. It needs to be a crossover cable. - Go to network connections and right click your local area connection. Click on tcp/ip and click properties, then click the 'obtain ip address automatically' radio button. - Also on the desktop, right click my computer and go to the computer name tab. Check the workgroup name is the same on both computers (it probably will be if you've never touched it). Restart your computers. - They should appear then if you go to network places and click on the local network icon/workgroup/microsoft network or whatever. - You then need to enable sharing on each computer so you can see the files from the other computer. You can share whatever folders you want, but the easiest thing for you will be to just share the c drive. Right click on it and click sharing... Tick the boxes to enable sharing and allow other users on the network to alter files. - You might need to restart again to give it a kick up the arse. - You can then see the other computer from each one and can transfer files by copying and pasting. - This is a little inexact as its from memory but if theres you have any probs give me a call, pm'd you my number. Dave

She was looking over my shoulder and I asked her if she wanted to say something girly about it all! you know 'oh thats so sweet' or something, and she came out with that. Dirty lady, I like it. Dave

My missus says you can look forward to lots of happy jaunts in the country, don't forget to fill her up reguarly!! Dave's Missus!

EEk sounds emotional. My stepmum is in a similar state, has an obscure disease. Keeps having strokes and is on chemo (sp?), the bucket of pills she takes are doing as much damage as anything else. Still keeping her head high though, you wouldn't know she was ill to talk to her, great woman. Keep your head high and stay determined. You can do it. Dave

:hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :nana2: :nana2: Always was the case anyway. You are just future proofing it. Dave

NNNoooo. Just get a TT and paint it pink and stick fluffy bits to it. I'd love to see the boyracers faces when they get blown away by a pink fluffy car! Dave

Cheaper to go to Thailand. You can buy one there that will marry you and come back to the Uk, for the same price as a BJ from a Brit one. Ha, apparently. Dave

Mine has started looking over my shoulder too. Only cause she's getting p**sed that I waste so much time on the computer mind. Maybe I can get her to join for when I go back to work in Plymouth. We can send sweet nothings to each other on the board. Lol. Bet everyone will love that. Hopefully then she will buy a Zed too. Dave

Ha, you've had enough bathing in the glory, need some abuse!! besides...I'm jealous!! Seriously though, can't wait for you to get the car into some hardcore action, will be great to see a really powerful Zed about the place. The skylines and supras have been hogging the limelight of late. Dave

Wish I had a phot of mac, that's just begging a 'b**tard offspring' type photoshop, macs head and Trin's miniskirted bod I reckon! Dave

By the way Si, I'm sure someone will lend you wife and kids for the day. Dave

Lol, me and the missus should be up for a bit of that. Never miss a BBQ! You'll have to stop Si from filling the BBQ up with beans though Marcus, he really does love them that much! And if you don't feed him enough of them he'll come back and cause trouble! Dave

Thick audio wire makes just as good a job if you want to try it out before getting the bling. Just connect those o clip things and screw it on the different bits and too ground connection of battery. Dave

Bloody hell Jeff! makes me sick thinking that a dealer could do that to someones pride and joy. Says it all really,and to think that joe bloggs takes his car there because main dealers 'can be trusted and know what they are on about'!Dave