ste

32 on wednesday, i reckon

i actually know one of the receptioninsts at the clinic where victoria "didn't" have her lady bumps ennhanced

why has nobody thought of doing this before - harnessing the raw power of a metro with the jaw dropping exclusivity of a tt - genius ;-)

almost but not quite :-) although i'm not ashamed to admit you wouldn't be the first woman who has :cry:

don't worry.....i didn't cry for too long!

maybe i should have pointed out that these are not my own words - i am actually a true gentleman. imho any man who isn't doesn't love his mother! ;-)

> >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ >so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I >have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. > >FOR EXAMPLE: >One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. >Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't >feel like it, I just want you to hold me." >I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" >So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... >"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for >me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." >She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for >who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" > >Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. >The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time >with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, >big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried >on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which >one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes >to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." > >We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of >diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have >thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was >testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't >even know how to play tennis. > >I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She >was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. >Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is >all dear, let's go to the cashier." >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't >feel like it." >Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, >"WHAT?" >I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. >You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me >to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." > >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, >"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" > >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least that bitch >knows I'm smarter than her. > >

i'd agree with 540

what.... bad acting AND no norks - its cinema suicide! :smw: what were they thinking? i'll be giving that one a wide berth!

i'm not sorry that australia are out but i do feel a bit bad for them about they way it happened. the penalty decision was not really a good one but then again, as a defender you always need to be careful when you go to the ground in the box, especially when you're marking an italian! (no offence to any italians but you have to admit its true) i give all credit to australia for getting as far as they did. i spent a year over there recently and you have to admire their approach to any sport - they go at every game 101% and the whole country really gets behind their boys, not like over here sometimes. on the other hand, they can be totally blind to any faults they may have, it is always fluke/cheating etc on the part of the other team. i've never watched cricket in my life but it was amazing being over there when we won the ashes! and they still haven't got over the rugby world cup - the amount of times i heard "if you guys didn't have wilkinson...." i just replied "well, we did have him and we beat you"

have to admit that looks are quite important - practicality and i have a pretty poor track record to date. thanks again for all your advice, suppose i should try and find a friendly dealer who will le me take a few out for a spin and see which i like best

yeah, i know a ducatti isn't a sensible move. sounds like the cbr600f if a good place to start looking. i've been using the bennets site to get some quotes, but they seem pretty high. anyone know any other ones? if only i didn't have that bloody speeding fine! can't complain about it though - i got caught red-handed, so to speak. an unmarked car got me on a twisty a road at abuot 90 in my mum's 106 of all things. made me sit in the back and showed me a police-camera-action style video of myself overtaking loads of people. he was quite decent about it all - said i wasn't putting anyone in danger and was actually was driving quite well but it was too fast to let me off. he almost seemed impressed when i told him my mums cars was only a 1.0 litre

thanks for the tips. i think i'd prefer a road bike, plus i'd be tempted to throw myself of some huge jumps if i had a bike that was capable of it. i've just walked past a black kawasaki gpz (i think) 500s which looked pretty smart. anyone know anything about them? i'd love a ducatti but i've been getting insurance quotes of 1200 smackers for 750's (got an sp20 from two years gao and had a car stolen almost 3 years ago which isn't helping) but people have told me that insurance drops a bit after 25. my mate has an r1 - he says he is still grinning for an hour after he gets to work!

i know there are a few bikers out there amongst you so i'm after some advice/opinions i'm 24 (very nearly 25) and about to take my bike test. i had a 50cc mean machine when i was 16 and have done a bit of riding on trail bikes since then - biggest was a 250cc - so i am not entirely new to bikes, but neither am i valentino rossi. i want a bike to commute to work on (just moved to london and the tube is already doing my head in) and for a bit of fun at the weekends but i'm not sure what sort of thing i should be looking at. i want something that looks good and has got a bit of grunt (no skinny pizza-cutter tyres) but i don't want something thats likely to put a relatively inexperienced rider in hospital. what do you reckon? thanks, ste

i saw something a few years back where someone had made a pc case that fit into a stereo head-unit hole. not sure where i saw it or if it is any gaood but i remember thinking it was a pretty good idea

me too please mailto:scw02@yahoo.com

i see a modded escort van sometimes that has got "save a mouse, eat a pussy" down the side in place of the usual "injection". i'll bet he doesn't drive to visit his grandma in that!

all the georgie to you!

i wouldn't say that a plate that refernces the make/model of the car, especially if you are an enthusiast, is a "vanity" plate. yes, they are arguably pointless but no more than clear side-repeaters or '99 spec rear lights. i can't see anything wrong with someone who is driving around in a g-reg car that they have spent £000's on wanting to put people off the fact that it is getting on for 14 years old. you do see some terrible vanity plates around though: i've seen someone driving around in a big 4x4 with uk garage pumping out of the balcked-out windows and the registration P 1 AYA i have also seen a ferrari with BEG 41 T rearranged to BEG 4 1T. pretty naff but you csan get away with it on a ferrari

a mate of mine took his 3-4 year old mondeo into a ford dealership about two years ago to have somthing or other done to it. when he arrived the machanic said they would have to order a tool specially for the job because he had never worked on a car that old before!

it is an auction, and they are only guide prices but i would have thought that 200 SXF would be worth quite a bit more that £400 just because it is an ageless plate. you can't get much in any style for under £250

http://www.dvlaregistrations.co.uk/home/en/Auction/p/next check out lot 1404 on day 3 - seems pretty cheap to me

I hate going to the hairdresser's for that exact reason! Try this next time and see the reaction you get: HAIRDRESSER: "How would you like you hair cut" ME: "In silence, please!"

i saw one on point break last night - in the traffic during a car chase about 1/2 way through