turbopsychosis

I play with my balls quite often but all i get is my misses sayin "what are you doin, they,ll fall off if you dont pack it in" my answer to that is "dont worry honey theyre in your handbag i just scratchin the spot where they used to be !!" :slap: :rofl: :rofl: :(

sorry to hear that buddy.... keep the key ready for a new zed

Sorry bud i meant P.M bout slams this is the real deal (as in good copy) looks pretty good quality and is deffo titanium

It was also in Banzai mag location scotland i think

Did you get my p.m smithy ?

Yeah thats him but i payed less than that it was on e-bay item no. 7988379323

£46 delivered to me door just key no fancy box or anything i will post this guy up but at the moment he,s not sure if he has sent 2 so i am waitin for a couple of more days to see if another will turn up, if it does he said i can keep BOTH!! top man WHHHOOOOHOOOOO

That bloke is where they got the simsoms "i,m troy Mclerr" "you may have seen me such things as..." the way he talks about british chases is classic :rofl: :rofl: "Essex...ham...shire!! EEnglend

Look what turned up this morning my new indulgence, well actually ineeded one caus the cut on my keys make it so thin at one point that i have 3 keys about to break so i thought fook it i,ll buy the hard stuff i think i will use this one for special occasions though. :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Chernobyl from space

Two words........ poetic license and besides anything done by man is bound to f*ck up everything eventually!!!

I used to work at a vaxhaull garage where M.O.D. cars used to go out fron new but top brass cars would come back after a year and be re-plated and resprayed and we are talking strip down to bare shell respray just to keep terrorists guessing

OOOH SARGE you whore!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Beurocratic b*llocks again aint it, the good old un-united state of U.K ................................. And if you hadnt have been wearing that burberry track suit it would have been sorted! :rofl: :rofl:

Heres my slam panels but in CARBON !! Fitted yesterday

I,d have mine platinum plated and call clarkson up to get another ass whoopin from a 900bhp zed :dance: :dance: :dance:

:rofl: :rofl: :mac1:

Yeah thats where i want my forge dump valves but i,m not sure about the "t" in bit is that O.K. ???

the hicas eliminator is also supposed to stop the sideways launch you get if you sneeze on the steering wheel, only (professionals) are supposed to launch straight with hicas on. I think i have managed it about 5 times!!

I agree with Andy in that 200sx, skylines and zeds should have been closer if only so we could have had a bit of freindly banter especially after i saw all the pretty boys on the skyline stand....then you look at the motley crew who drive zeds (us real people) ;) :D :rofl:

Funnies 2 added

Now i might be purrr..suaded to have me one of them slurp slurp

You are right it would be cheaper but why should i have to compromise and fit a fookin 4 pot. If i lived in the states we wouldnt be talkin about the cost of doin a 6 up I HATE BEING RIPPED OFF IN THIS COUNTRY!!!! but i wont turn my car into another cover on sideways magazine with the headline "see v6,s are crap" "4 pots better" Why did the japs put v6 in the zed they might as well have called it 300sx remember this was top of the line M.D. car not the office monkey and i,ll keep it that way me thinks

I,d still rather zip up my engine rather than stick a 4 pot in and if traders didnt hear the words300zx and triple the price i would have 600+bhp

There are a few zeds out there runnin 1000bhp.....and one of em holds a land speed record, i think THEY are on to something