turbopsychosis

Fook me you,d be so clean on a monday Ryan would have to use an infrared heat detector to find you...... did you try out for the fantastic four as seethrough man??

EXACTLY buddy and fault being the key word there!!

:ttiwwop: Come on then show us yer spank!!

Fookin warranty would be up if i waited for it to settle......... ITS A 5 YEAR WARRANTY!!!!!

Yeah or go tell em to go f*ck emselves which was my second option (honest) ;)

Fook me glad i,m not yer misses.......or am i ????? :rofl: :rofl:

The story starts in October 04 when our Beko fridge freezer became too small for my missus. Subsequently she made it her mission to break it, low and behold i come home one day and she said she defrosted it and it wouldnt get cold after (my missus is the kind of peson that if she wants to get a new appliance she will break the old one!) anyhoo we go to comet and pick out a nice big Hotpoint (frost free) fridge freezer model no. FFA90. (i give you the no. so you are dissuaded from buying this model) We get it home let it stand and then plug it in. My missus initially says its noisy i said give it time it will settle, how wrong i was!! After 3 days the thing is still gurglin like a washing machine. We called comet and thats normal give it more time to settle. 1 week later we are asleep in our bedroom in the loft 2 stories up when we are woken to what sounded like a gun going off. We have been burgled so my missus is still upset 2 years later. I grab the bat thinking how am i gonna disarm a gunman i was sh*ttin em i go downstairs and find nothing, a couple of days later my daughter,5 is playing in the kitchen when again an almighty bang she screams and runs to the living room these bangs are coming from the fridge, then after we are told that "this is normal" by hotpoint the fan starts making noises like a garden strimmer "ice on the fan motor this is normal" to cut a very long story short 6 engineers and video footage of the noises, 3 visits to Comet 48 phone calls and they have finally said "we will exchange it for you." I had to call trading standards and they said if i have never been happy with the unit and have PROOF of this which i have, then i never accepted responsibilty for the appliance and i am well within my rights to get a refund. After practically threatening Comet with this i suddenly get "if you would like to choose a new unit from our store we will be happy to exchange it FFS!! is what we have to do to get customer satisfaction these days!! :headvswal :headvswal :xxx: :xxx: Has anyone had similar experiences to this If you get to the bottom you have done well

Come you wussies SPANK!!

Give Z-tech a shout he will sort out an ecu upgrade for not much money and it wont cost you the engine blowing up from running full choke resistor

There is a manual boost controller on e-bay at the mo looks pretty good uses fine thread type and better quality but i reccommend you get something like an sbc id 3 (blitz)

Anyone beaten my 499mph SPANK yet?? :nana2: :hyper:

As above dont try to hit limiter specially in an auto things go bang..... just tell em you dont need to bounce it off the limiter caus its mapped to perfection!! ;) ;)

Looks like a nice motor was it a good price if the guys on here say the car dealer doent know his zeds did you haggle...i did when i bought mine :dance: :dance:

Yeah why would you want to put a 350z engine in, you not seen clarkson dvd a 300 tt blows a 350 away

suday night then let the dust mites eat the rest of the dead skin throughout the night :rofl: :rofl:

MEEE SO HAUWNEY !! :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah baby ave some of this HEH HEH !!!!

449

432 on me first spank....then it went downhill from there :hyper: :hyper:

I missed out on the pools once, the place i used to work Haines and strange was in the sydicate for about 2 years left for onother job and bout 8 months later they won! They all ended up with £47,500 each bout 22 of them....still it was 8 months later so what the hell ay

ME Import 1995 T.T 2+2

On the flip side of this when i was a young lad bout 15 me and my mate used to go down town and sit on a bench watchin the world go by when a guy walks past us with a black girl on his arm. Me and my mate were staring at the black girl and she all of a sudden came swooping over and said "whats the matter with you two racists have you never seen a black girl with a white boy?" my reply to that was "i,m sorry we were staring but you are absolutely georgeous!!" she went bright red and apologised for snapping and thanked us for the compliment..... she was a beautiful woman!!

I had a set made for my sierra xr4x4 by an engineer, he was supposed to groove them as a favour because i reccommended him to my boss to do work for a company i used to work at, then the cheeky fooker asked me to pay for the special tool he had to buy to do them. They work fine better than standard obviously but i have never tried to drill a set.

Nice one buddy !!! thought that reply from you was quite tame really

Yeah and you mate, funny that caus my misses has the same look when i start talkin bout zeds....different matter when i have to listen to her going on about fookin shoes or clothes :rofl: :rofl: