turbopsychosis

Absolute fookin class LMAO you "smelly boy" i give good time ten dolla R2 just F*CK off will ya!! :rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My neighbour across the street has just got a quick sale for £130,000 he bought it off council for £13,000!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Singing "In the blue ridge mountains of virginia on the trail of the lonesome pieeeeeeene"

Direct decendant of stan laurall :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nope but i am looking to buy one for just good pic prints i think i might have a looky at few and check that puppy out

i,d buy one but it would have to have a recording of a big fook off v8 with a holly blower on it MAD MAX style and have a working gear change somehow and and vibration like a v8......oh fook it its never gonna happen is it :tongue: :tongue:

Some of the pics are a tad too large and cant see it properly but what i can see is very nice

Sh*t hot me thinks i will ave to get D.V.D.

On a more serious note did you send back an e-mail to e-bay sayin thats fair enough but he did need to take the cock out out of his mouth and stop sellin freebies that came out of a cornflakes box!!!....oh and tell em to start doin their jobs properly intead of creamin the money in and leavin honest people fooked over :rofl: :xxx: :xxx:

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What a bastid mines in need of a paint job but even so when i,m drivin down the road and i hear a stone hit the car i fookin cringe :headvswal :headvswal

Glad to see someone havin a good day mine was SH*T fair play buddy

Got sent this by me mate quite funny i thought :rofl: SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

Me thinks you get through the beans ,MULTIPACK, "beans means farts" :rofl: :rofl:

Cor blimey that was a heated arguement, goats toyota,s sheds and sheep all in the same sentence.....you dont see that too often....unless ure on the poopra forum :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (stir it up stir it up)

Cheers dave, well i hadnt so oompa loompa stick it up ure joomper :tongue: :tongue: :bow:

OOOHHH only 2 hours to go does he buy em or doesnt he....... go on blackmagic you know its burnin a hole in yer pocket

Dave sorted it for me (big head :rofl: :rofl: )

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf sent by me mate if she gets stuck wiggle her wiv your mouse(the one on yer P.C.)

O.K. buddy and well done mate ;)

COOOOOOLLLL cheap shipping from the U.S. for us lot then ???????

Yep its all been sed lets all just fook off and emigrate to waters new and fook this country!!!!!!

11 seconds sorry out of practice....wifes got me balls in er purse!!!!

I,m not sure if the second pic looks a bit like fancy wrapping paper but the concept is coooool (the one wiv backing or fronting)

Well you might as well try all the colours before realising that you have go out in style