turbopsychosis

CHAVTASTIC :rofl: :rofl:

Watch porno,s eat pizza and be merry my friend !!!! oh and lots of booze

Me too !!

Fed ex condoms....when it absolutely has to "come" on time

Well i fookin used em to BAN ya till christmas you post whore....but it didnt work :rofl: :rofl:

He sounds like the fella who drove my mate (and 25 other people) halfway off a motorway bridge bout 8 years ago when they checked the bus the fookin thing was a death trap and the driver hadnt slept for 2 days (doin the duty free run wiv no backup driver) I think he must have been auditioning for The Italian Job!!!

Ah sh*t that didnt last long is it fookin november already???????!!!!!!

Have a big fook off ZEDtattooed over it, super sweet.

You could say you had an accident...... your missus caught you in bed wiv another bird and you have to have some time off to sort the relationship out and to go to sex counciling, not only will this impress your boss (if hes a red blooded male) it will also get you a bit more notice from the more promisqeous girls at your works and have the lads askin about it for years to come.....all you have to do is convince the missus that to make the allibye concrete you need to bring home a really fit swedish university student and give her a right good seeing to :dance: :dance: :dance: IT WORKS FOR ME EVERY TIME !!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

Nope youre not the only one :dance: :dance:

AND ALL BECAUSE....... we ladies love BLACK MAGIC.....

Singin "when i think about you i touch myself... i touch myself" :rofl: :rofl:

You can always breeze by my house i,ve got some nice rusty wire wool i keep for lazy fookers who cant be arsed to clean their pride and joy!! (thats assuming it is your pride and joy)

No no no........that,ll double its value :headvswal :rofl: :rofl:

Buy a mini metro and SELL THE ZED!! thats 2 isnt it ?? :rofl: :rofl:

"Blinkin" good idea.... shame nothing can be done with the reflector though

Wash It Yerself You Lazy Git !!!

if you got photoshop open in there click (image) box and take it down to bout 1000 that does for me :hyper:

Woke up,gottouta bed dragged a comb across my head, went downstairs and had cup......... I love that song!!! :dance: :dance:

showed yer profile

MACHANICALLY sound ??? i wonder if he wants to swop it for fookin dictionary!!

I see something on the shed that would be good for target practice but the ricoche might be a bit harsh

Just seen a 240 zed and a black 300zx on men and motors at santa pod. They were slaggin off the chrome 5 spokes. Anyone here ??

Erm..... lovely when does your wife take possesion of it????

Fook me i didnt realise that the w*nky wheels on my motor were NISMO !! WHOO HOO another bit to add to the spec sheet....what a total :xxx: