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Don't let your lass eat any wedding cake it is poisness to all women and puts them off Blow Jobs for the rest of YOUR life ;) Have a great day :duffer:

Yes it always does the rounds :D I had it as Worksop as well :duffer:

A major flood hit on Monday evening . Epicentre: Rotherham, England. News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and "chuffinnorah". The flood decimated the town, causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles and the Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Giro arrived. Radio station RotherFM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Rotherham. One resident, 15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said: "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed, as looting, muggings and car crime carried on as normal. So far, whilst the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals, rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including, benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos, and bone china from Pound-stretcher. Can You Help? Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing for the victims of this disaster. Clothing is needed most of all, especially: · Fila or Burberry baseball caps · Kappa tracksuit tops (his or hers) · Shell suits (female) · White sports socks · Rockfort boots or any other product sold in Primark Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference. Microwave meals, tinned baked beans, ice-cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew are ideal. Please do not give anything that requires peeling. Remember: · 22p buys a biro for filling in compensation claims · £2 buys chips, crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9 · £5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm a child's nerves Urgently required: Tinned whippet food. Bones for Jack Russells Please do not send tents for shelter. The sight of such posh housing will cause residents to beleive they have been forcebly relocated to Sheffield. Kind regards, Keith

360 in our house its excellent :duffer:

YEH and £7bn of it is on my fookin credit card :(

Hello mate Good luck with the search :duffer:

BUGGER :headvswal :headvswal Cheers for the info

Goodbye you fooking lying, cheating, sanctimonious Tw@t :duffer: Hello you fooking lying, cheating, sanctimonious Tw@t :rolleyes:

Nice one Nick Looks really Nice KEEP THE NOS ;)

Had you paid the Leccy bill?

Unless the drive wheels are off the floor all the above apply to towing also :(

Madely for me the thick, talentless, condscending Tw@t. At least I have laughed at the stupid thick things Jabba The Prescott has said and done and I took me hat off to the the lying :xxx: when he let that mulleted 1985 Chris Waddled look alike Have one. I think the Horrible fookin toad should have been Priminister cos at least we would have had a laugh while they Butt fooked us for the last 10 years

The car you are driving Has to be insured and registered to someone else for you to be covered third party And your insurance is valid if your MOT is pre booked

I am usually up for anything different but I really Hate that :eek:

Where's the option that says "From Supermarket Sweep" ;)

Cool I will keep my 2 grand to one side for when yours come up then :D

Yes I think that also :duffer:

Si whats this bloke done to you :eek: WHY

Yes but do you like it :D

That interior is shocking I do like the colour though

Love the look of this Fat Ass Who's Is it and does anyone have anymore pics of it

I voted New York Awesome place :duffer: I like Harrogate and we go quite regular Last time we went there was a swimwear and lingerie exhibition on at the conference centre and all the models were in the ministry of sound that night it was Horrible :D

I see a weirdo "DAD" Dancing :o

English only I am afraid But I can say hello, please, and thank you, French German Portugese Spanish Italian and Geordie :D :D