Glenn

Mines tucked away until next year too. Undersealing is the next job then MOT

I'd say realistically between £3700-£4000 mate

Superb mate, very well put together and good choice of music ;)

IMHO ;)

As above, the Apexi has been the one for me. I thought you were selling your car?

I remember seeing 'Scum' with Ray Winstone when I was very young. Theres a scene in a green house in prison where a lad gets bummed :eek: (against his will I might add) I found that very disturbing and have been a law abiding citizen ever since :rofl:

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Have a Top Birthday geezer! All the best GLENN ;)

Many congrats on your new role!! Nice one ;)

When he says he's spent 20K on it I think he means in turkish Lira (about 7p)

I've driven both the M3 and M5 and loved them both. I was blown away by the M5 though, much better than I expected with the performance and the brakes are outstanding. I'd try them both before making a decision.

That's sound advice. I'll try that this weekend in work and see if it works for me on the door. Hopefully I'll never be cudgeled with a knoblolly again!

6 litre V12.............tw@t!!!!

You should have made mince meat of that clio, you've let the side down there. Try pushing the righthand pedal to the floor next time :tongue:

> In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: > > > ======================== > > > On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom):- > > "Do not turn upside down." > > > (Well...duh, a bit late!) > > > ========================== > > > On Pick 'n Pay's peanuts:- > > "Warning: Contains nuts." > > > (Talk about a news flash) > > > =========================== > > > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:- > > "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this > medication." > > > (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we > could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) > > > ========================== > > > On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:- > > "Product will be hot after heating." > > > (...and you thought????...) > > > ================================= > > > On a Clicks hair dryer:- > > "Do not use while sleeping." > > > (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) > > > ==================================== > > > On a bag of Simba Chips:- > > "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside." > > > (The shoplifter special?) > > > =========================== > > > On a bar of Dove soap:- > > > "Directions: Use like regular soap." > > > (And that would be...???) > > > ============================ > > > On some Checkers frozen dinners:- > > > "Serving suggestion: Defrost." > > > (Please note that it's just a suggestion.) > > > ======================== > > > On the packaging of a Rowenta iron:- > > "Don't iron clothes on body." > > (But wouldn't this save time?) > > > ============================== > > > On Nytol Sleep Aid:- > > "Warning: May cause drowsiness." > > > (...I'm taking this because?) > > > =============================== > > > On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin:- > > "For indoor or outdoor use only." > > > (As opposed to what?) > > > ========================== > > > On a Japanese food processor:- > > "Not to be used for the other use." > > > (Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) > > > ============================== > > > Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts:- > > [1] Open packet > > [2] Eat nuts > > > (Step 3: Swallow?... Step 4: Digest?...) > > > =========================== > > > On a child's Superman costume:- > > "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." > > > (Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) > > > ======================== > > > On a German chainsaw:- > > "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." > > > (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) ;)

Thats deffo them but your right no record company would release that as it was recorded live at there wedding. I'm guessing that they've done a proper recorded version and that'll probably end up being released. With todays studio technology they can make any donkey sing in key!!

Fooking bullsh1t, WTF are they doing in an English school?

Thats certainly different! I love the design but am unsure about the coloring, its probably because I ain't seen one like that before. Hats of to you sir!

Very clever and they certainly like their ROCK!

I choked on a stuffed animal because thats how I roll

Liking that outfit Sarah :hyper: This is me doing my Kay's catalog pose :D Bloody regret shaving my head now :(

Liking your tatt Stella, look forward to seeing the finished article mate.

I had an ebay one too and no probs but it's probably pot luck when they're so cheap.

All the best Lee, I'm sorry to see you go mate but completely understand where you coming from :)

Welcome mate