Posted October 20, 200618 yr Upon a recent visit to the pub i was assailed by a giant, who sought to cudgel me with a knoblolly, over a fancy that his wife had taken to me. Standing 3 feet above me, he prepared to do his worst. With complete calm, I drew forth from my sleeve a silken handkerchief and twice flicked it back and forth across his nose quothing “ ah Saucy! Saucy!” Thus admonished he shrank to half of his height and slunk dejectedly from the alehouse. My good health was drunk to by all.
October 20, 200618 yr That's sound advice. I'll try that this weekend in work and see if it works for me on the door. Hopefully I'll never be cudgeled with a knoblolly again!
January 5, 200718 yr Author Lol - my mate came up with it I'm afraid. I think part of it was Connan Doyle.
Upon a recent visit to the pub i was assailed by a giant, who sought to cudgel me with a knoblolly, over a fancy that his wife had taken to me.
Standing 3 feet above me, he prepared to do his worst.
With complete calm, I drew forth from my sleeve a silken handkerchief and twice flicked it back and forth across his nose quothing “ ah Saucy! Saucy!”
Thus admonished he shrank to half of his height and slunk dejectedly from the alehouse.
My good health was drunk to by all.