Steve-300ZX

Billing for me Friday ~ Sunday.....camping :D

ChrisC gets 'had' in pubs every Saturday night, usually in the gents cubicles and seems to get away with it. :D :D :D Sorry Chris...couldn't resist :D

Brian, what do I look for in the yellow pages. I've been told to stay clear of Rentakil and other national companies, as they'll take my fookin eyes out. Will it be under pest control? ATM I've got the fireplace blocked off with newspaper and tape. If they are camped out in the chimney and I've got the fireplace blocked, is there any other way they could enter the house from the chimney. It's a newish type house, so no upstairs fireplaces or anything like that.

Fookin' ell...it's been more than three days, sounds like I'm fooked :headvswal :headvswal

:hurl: :hurl: :hurl: There's no acounting for taste. :D

The neighbours have been doing some landscaping in their back garden for the past couple of weeks. When they started digging out the garden they disturbed a bee hive that was underground, behind their garden wall. They weren't very pleased but seemed to move on without a lot of fuss. Guess where they've found a new home....... In my fookin chimney FFS :headvswal Noticed a couple of bees drop down over the past few days but thought no more of it. Got a call at work today, saying I'd better get myself home, as half a dozen had just dropped in to the living room from the chimney. What do I do? I put the gas fire on full tits, to see if the heat would chase them. After a couple of hours I turned it off. Half an hour later, they started dropping again. Not huge numbers, maybe about another half dozen. Fookin big ba^tards as well mind you, they look even bigger when bees aren't you favourite insect. :D Just a bit of a pain when you have two small children in the house.

I did mate :D :D

Are you REALLY from Sunderland??? Or did you move here from Newcastle a few years ago? :D :D

Allan. You really need to get your prioritise sorted mate :D Fook York!......what about a good weekend away on the lash at Billing...you know it makes sense.

Please tell me you joking here Surely that can't be true :confused: :confused: Is it the 1st April already :D :D If it is true, it's a dammned disgrace.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :D :D :D

The following three users have been issued with lifetime bans from the club. karl300zx Mowgs Sinclair They have refused to settle their bill for the 2007 Club Calendars, despite several reminders from the club.

All the best bud! :duffer: :duffer:

Yeah! It opens at 10:00am and usually the show starts before 11:00am Why not meet at 9:00am, with a view of arriving at Thorseby at 10:30am. It's an hours drive from Ferrybridge and even if we meet at 9:00, can't see us getting en route until 09:30 anyway.

IIRC the Thorseby show starts quite early. If we meet at Ferrybridge for around 8, it'll probably be around 9 before we leave there anyway.

Happy Birthday!! :duffer: :duffer:

You think I'm a Geordie????....... :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: Right Mr. Carter...that's the last tent I share with you :D :D

We'll need to pull forward the meeting time at Ferrybridge, to something like 08:00am. This should mean we'll get to Thorseby at a reasonable time.

This is a classic :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sam Allardyce goes to a football reunion at Sunderland and starts chatting with Roy Keane. Roy says to Sam, 'Well Sam, I don't know what you think of your players at Newcastle, but mine are all bright & brilliant.' 'How do you know?' asks Sam. ‘Simple', says Roy. 'We put them through a special intelligence test before they can play here. Pick a player and we will see how he does.' Sam thinks for a while then nominates Dean Whitehead. So Roy calls him over. 'Tell me Dean, who is the child of your mother and father, who is not your brother or sister?' 'Ah, that's simple,' says Dean, 'it's me'. 'Well done Dean', says Roy. Sam is impressed and returning to Newcastle, he wonders about the intelligence of his team. He calls in Kieron Dyer and asks, 'Kieron, tell me, who is the child of your mother and father who is not your brother or sister?' Kieron thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. 'Can I think about it a bit more Sam, and I'll give you an answer tomorrow?' 'Of course,' says Sam, 'you've got 24 hours but it is very important that you come up with the answer’. Kieron goes away, thinks as hard as he can, then calls his teammates. Duff thought it might be his Grandpa but wasn't sure. Given was certain that it couldn't be anyone. Shola thought it could be a cousin in Nigeria who had been adopted as a child. The rest of the team would not even hazard a guess. Butt went into the foetal position. 20 hours later, Kieron is very worried that he still has no answer and with only 4 hours to go, He thinks ‘I Know! I'll ring David Beckham! He's clever, he'll know the answer.' He calls Becks. 'David' he says, 'tell me who is the child of your mother and father who is not your brother or sister?' ‘Very simple’ says Becks, 'it's me!' 'Of course!' says Kieron who immediately rings Sam. 'Sam,' I've got the answer: it's David Beckham.' ' No, you idiot,' says Sam. 'It's Dean Whitehead.'

All clean!! :D

Understand mate. Anyway, I have copied and pasted your questions/ideas from your earlier post, into the committee forum for discussion. Thanks Steve

PM me your questions and I'll put them in the committee forum.

Happy Birthday bud! Have a good un! :duffer: :duffer:

Yep, I'll be there....always a good ride out to Jedburgh

These are not all guests. Majority are Google shite. I'm not a PC guru, so don't really know the right terminology. All I know is they are not all guests, be lucky if 7 out of the 587 are actually guests.