Everything posted by mac300zx
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Fittest Girl on the forum!???
There's nothing wrong with being from Coventry. Former resident of 334 Hipswell Highway, Wyken.
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Get yourself a proper car...
The crap proportions shown in that top right picture are really bad on the eyes - it actually hurts me to look at it! I feel sick now.
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Chocolate Story
Didn't Legrath post that already?
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So why did you buy your zed?
I'd never really thought about getting one as I always liked the Poopra. My best mate bought a Z and let me have a drive - that was all it took. Most bhp for the least money? Quite possibly.
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SW events organiser
Congrats Dave :)
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Pulled for Smoking whilst Driving???
IIRC, a while back some woman got done for eating a digestive biscuit while driving!
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White, Stonehouse, Gloucestershire
Did you break down? Your hazards were on whilst you were stopped at some traffic lights.
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Another strange rear spoiler
No, mate, discretion is the better part of valour.... so I'm going to be valiant and say that that spoiler is not good.
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Help needed on a speeding fine court Summons
What would happen if you said you can't remember whether it was you or your wife driving at the time of the incident?
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What was your 1st ever car????
Escort MkII, beige with chocolate coloured roof, 1100cc - inherited from my Grandma, written off by one of my mates. The compensation went on a Talbot Horizon 1600cc.
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350Z ??uncool??
The whole point of the cool wall is that the car would have to impress Kristen Scott Thomas when Clarkson takes her on a date (in his dreams), so I think it's reasonable (by that logic) that the 350Z would be uncool (slow too).
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Another Firefox security update
A re-boot sorted it :)
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Another Firefox security update
Has anyone else had trouble getting the new version to work?
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Are u a genius??
aha.... just wondered 'cos there used to be a similar test that DID have 7 Fs in it.
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Whats Your Favourite Tipple???
Aged bourbon
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Are u a genius??
>>ive seen them before i always read them backwards that way the f is always first so i got all 7 first time erm... there's only 6
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Another Firefox security update
>>Not another LOL,I really love Fire *****x but the updates are pissing me off I know what you mean, but at least they're quicker than MS when it comes to fixes for leaky security.
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Are u a genius??
Yes, I am. Baggins and Jock will disagree though ;)
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June 12th Bristol Meet
Can't make it unfortunately - I'll be driving a bride to church (my cousin) :)
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What your car colour says about you
DON’T BE BLUE ABOUT THE COLOUR OF YOUR CAR… BLACK CARS HAVE MORE ACCIDENTS When choosing a car, most people pick a certain colour simply ‘because they like it’ or because they believe it says something about their personality, and celebrities like David Beckham and Cameron Diaz are no different. But who would think that the colour of car they choose could seriously increase their chances of having an accident? A new Colour Crash Index from Churchill Motor Insurance reveals a direct correlation between car colour and accident frequency, and black cars, like David Beckham’s BMW, are twice as likely to be involved in an accident as cream cars, such as the Auburn 851 driven by Marlene Dietrich. According to Churchill, these occurrences are more to do with the personality and behaviour of the driver rather than the physical appearance of the colour itself. Churchill’s Colour Crash Index (most likely to least likely to have an accident) 1. Black cars, such as David Beckham’s BMW or Batman’s Batmobile denote an aggressive personality or someone who’s an outsider or rebel. 2. Silver cars, such as 50 Cent’s Toyota or Jesse Wallace’s Mercedes indicate someone who’s cool, calm, and slightly aloof. 3. Green cars can often be chosen by people with hysterical tendencies – just like Mr Bean’s and his accident-prone Mini 4. Yellow cars signify someone who is idealistic and novelty loving, such as Del Boy with his three- wheeled Robin van. 5. Blue cars are chosen by the more introspective, reflective and cautious driver. Cameron Diaz drives a blue Porsche and Nicole Appleton a blue Mini. 6. Grey cars represent those who are calm, sober and dedicated to their work – however Jerry Seinfeld drives a grey Porsche Spider. 7. Red cars, such as Ford Gran Tonrino in Starsky & Hutch, denote those who are full of zest, energy and drive and who think, move and talk quickly. 8. Pink cars are chosen by gentle, loving and affectionate drivers, such as Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds, who drives a pink Rolls Royce. 9. White represents status-seeking extrovert drivers - Britney Spears drives white Jaguar. 10. Cream cars are the least likely to be involved in accidents and denote self-contained and controlled owners such as Marlene Dietrich with her Auburn 851. Churchill Darren McCauley, Head of Car Insurance at Churchill said, “We spend a lot of time looking at accident patterns and how and why they happen. Clearly the colour of car a celebrity chooses to drive says something about their personality, or how they would like to be perceived, and it is for those emotion-related reasons they are more likely to be involved in accidents rather than the actual colour of the car itself. Churchill hired psychologist Donna Dawson to explain the significance of colour choices and the behavioural patterns of the drivers who choose certain colours. Donna said, ‘’Colour is important because it affects both our bodies and our minds. We think about colour all the time in our daily lives, from what we wear to using colour to describe the way that we feel, with expressions like ‘in the pink’ and ‘seeing red’ and ‘feeling blue’. This emotional influence transfers itself to the way we drive our cars. We’ve certainly found some interesting personality traits by looking at celebrities and the colours of cars they drive!‘ ---------------------- See, red is best.
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MOT Tomorrow
I'm happy for you, mate :)
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Fittest Guy On The Forum?????
I'm so fit I won a prize ;)
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Aussie radio show, brillaint!
That joke was in Viz about 10 years ago. Still good today, though.
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who remembers metal mickey ??
From the best TV nostalgia site out there - http://www.tv.cream.org : MICKEY DOLENZ started off his directorial career with this memorable but hardly brilliant really-crap-robot-com, spun off, of all things, from Bill Oddie's ill-starred Saturday Banana. Wingnut-headed deep throat dustbin on skates winds up suburban household of Mum ("stringbean" played by GEORGINA MELVILLE), Dad (the Anton Rodgers-like MICHAEL STAINTON), Mick's inventor Ken (ASHLEY KNIGHT), kids Haley, Janey and Steve, and of course Gran (IRENE HANDL - "fruitbat"). Consumption of Atomic Thunderbusters mandatory. TV CREAM immortality rating - XXXXXXXXXXXX... BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE... SEE LUNA FOR MORE EX-MONKEE LENSMANSHIP.
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Best looking front bumper.
I've had a lot of compliments on mine (SE Monza - Greddy copy):