Kay

There with bells on mate 1, Chunk 2, JD'S-Z 3, Chris 4, MAC (will he show us all just how fast red Z's are supposed to be) 5, Kay, in a blue one or a red one... not sure yet

all this talk of chavs.... this will raise a smile :rofl: Some old, recycled and rebranded but some good'uns, e.g. No 11 ...... 1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it. 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a Big Mac please? 14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand 15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A 16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. 18. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 19. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit." 20. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash 21. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. 22. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. 23. A bus full of Chavs was driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

That's what I meant yeah, these kids only have one car so it will be their daily drive, and they go EVERYWHERE in the bloody thing, so the petty cost will rocket... it ain't gonna happen methinks

You can do it in Juiced the game... get it for the PC online from a file sharing prog. (as long as you have the original copy of course ;) ) and a hack et voila a program to try all the wheels out, and you see from any angle etc. :)

A chav isn't going to be able to afford to run one of these full stop. You need a job for a start! I can't really see the little bastads forking out £200+ a month on fuel alone, let alone the tax and Insurance... To own a Zed is definately a commitement financially as well as your spare time kept maintaining it. I can't see it becoming a Chav car, no way. They will stick to their corsa/saxo/pug/sierra cossie (with 30 psi of boost "bang" lol)

So thankyou lord for the nice weather, driving down my favourite country lanes with the T-tops off and the music up with the sun beating down really reminded me why I'm not selling up and am going to work on improving the Zed after it's Sorned. Starting tommorow my Insurance will be switched over to my new little Civic runaround (will post piccies up later... should be a laugh lol) so no more driving the Bayside Beauty for a while... :cry: Can't wait for the re-trim to be done though, and the proper ICE build, and after saving a while the engine bits and bobs that need doing. My insurance payments have gone from £90 a month to £15! :rofl: so that will help with saving the dosh for the new turbos and bearings etc. :dance: I was thinking about selling, but that idea lasted all of two seconds, I will never get back what I've spent already, and I really can't justify letting a Zed go for the kind of silly money they fetch these days. What's the point? May as well keep it and work on it! I'll keep you posted on the progress, as well as hanging around on here still, and hopefully still coming along to some meets in the Red Zed in my sig... Wish me luck! ;)

no probs mate, tell him to get them as after having both they have to be one of the first things to do to a Zed I reckon... amazing difference

this isn't at night but shows the difference between the two... definately a life saver when driving hard at night ;)

now THATS an axe-wound :rofl:

*splumph*

I'll add that to my list of things to do when she comes off the road at the end of the month... thanks Legrath :bow:

I got out of a situation just like this recently with my superiors trying to treat me like a child or beneath them in some way... After 5 years with the last 6 months becoming unbearable under new management I told them where to stick it and although it was hard for a month or two, I'm now in a job I love and have been promoted twice in as many months earning more then I ever would for that hellhole I used to work in... So, good on 'ya mate, and I really hope it works out for you! :hyper:

No, not local, I saw it on my travels with work... it was going too fast to see if it had graphics on Sarge... loud fookin exhaust on it though :wack:

182+ on the speedo in my Manual... what it really was I dunno... again this was on a private stretch of road officer I don't know what this one does as the speedo is out :(

Saw a black one today, was it YOU?

I was white water rafting bud, 9 of us altogether in a hotel... what a laugh! I will be coming along to another meet soon, only 8 days left of driving my baby till she goes off the road... damn I will miss it

we got to the hotel and what was in the car park? lol all that way and there's one in the car park, was it you?

Theres a 10 meg limit on there so don't forget to compress it right down

Emily Booth is in a program on Sky called "threesome" each week is a different story ending in yup, you guessed it a threesome with another blond bird and some bloke She was also in a soft porno but I can't remember what it was called, something to do with maiod marian etc., agreed though, she is fit as fook!

Well, my Zed will be off the Road then, but I'll see if me mate wants to go in his, hopefully I should be there :dance:

It's a lot of fun! :) Why rather me than you bud? Are you a straight line kind of guy? More vids to come, next one I'll do will be the Lakeside meet where we had over 20 Zeds there, I'll do that tonight and post it up :)

3 litre scooby eater right? heh heh I've never lost... not to say they are unbeatable, but they will destroy most things you see on the road that wanna have a go... that's what I love about tootling about, knowing that if some punk wants to have a go you can leave them for dust! Bloody Renault 5's are quick off roundabouts although they are running 500 bar of boost and need a rebuild after every trip to macca's lol

Yep, no probs mate :)

We went to a spot of "private land" and I was trying to get some film of doughnutting and drifting. 1. Mate in my old Zed tries it - can't do it 2. I show him how it's done and what I want for the vid 3. He tries again - can't do it so gets frustrated and mashes the go pedal with a mildly impressive smoke machine display lol I love it when you hear your Zed on film, as you only normally get to hear it from the inside don't you? It's like hearing your own voice on tape, it always sounds different eh? Anyway, take a look here for the vid :) http://media.putfile.com/how-to-and-how-not-to

Yeah she will sound awesome mate, of course you can have it on your website, have you got msn messenger? I can send the file to you that way... it's 3.9 meg, but that's uncompressed, you can get the filesize right down :)