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No - it really did happen to me :) :rolleyes: ;)

Happy Birthday dudes :duffer:

Subject: Scam I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know. I am sending this to you to warn you of something that has happened to me, as I have become a victim of a very clever scam whilst out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco's in Leeds and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you if you could give them a ride to another Tesco store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I've had my wallet stolen last Friday, Saturday, twice on Sunday, and again on Monday. Don't let this happen to you!

Agree with you there.................

Happy Birthday Matt - don't be a stranger eh???

Bizarre in the extreme, Pete you are one sick bunny. I think I'm traumatised - get me a whisky NOW.

Sounds about right to me mate - I was quoted @ £260 to have a Zafira done

Very good indeed :bow: ....................but they can't kill anything ;) :D

Absolutely awesome mate :bow: and its blue :D Can't wait to see it in the metal

Oh yeah - so I do :D :nana2: :hyper: :rofl:

Make yer own like I have - then you can be every month :rofl: :rofl:

Nothing like a good ol' peke followed by a poke :rofl: :rofl: I also used to like playing those text adventure games eg ZORK, Sphinx Adventure Y'know: Go North You are in a large chamber. There is an axe on the floor. What next? Get Axe You have the axe. A troll enters the room. What next? Kill Troll What next? Wait Time pases.................... Etc etc Haven't got past playing those card games that come with Windows now :rofl:

Ian @ Blueflame was telling me about this the other day as I'm off over there in 10 days time to have a custom made zorst fitted to my NA SWB. Good on yer for doing it but it's not my cup of tea. I'll be having the 6x4 ovals fitted to mine. :D

Oh the days of typing in all that BASIC programme and like you say finding it didn't run. And as for loading my Acorn Electron from tape........................ :headvswal What used to infuriate me was when I moved onto Coral and FORTARN programming and the compiler used to say things like "missing comma at line 60": FFS if it knows it's missing why the fook didn't it put it in??? Of course there was always Assembly language programming, all that Moving and Storing and Pushing and Popping. As for retro games wasn't there a series on the C64 with something to do with llammas???

Frogger, Galaxians, Asteroid - oh the days of the BBC model B, the Atari 400 and 800, the Commodore 64 and all those other home computers that have long since bitten the dust. Remember this: 10 Print "Hello" 20 Goto 10 run How many times did we use to enter that on computers in Dixons - LOL

A few beers tonight - catching up with Bird tomorrow at some point (should be no probs - even in a Zafira :rofl: ) and who knows what Sunday will bring..............................

:shock: :shock: Are you buying her back and doing the repairs yourself if possible????

Nice one mate - see ya soon

"Flying" ;) :D , malt whisky :D :D :D , my family and the Zed :D :D :D :D

Well done mate :dance:

Flight Simulator Engineer :dance: :dance:

Also, get all the fixing bolts/holes checked as I think there is a bit of an issue with one of the bolts stripping their threads. See here http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=45962&highlight=starter+motor+bolts

Can't wait to see some pix as you have the same colour car as me :bow: :D

:tongue: :tongue: nowt wrong with 17" and nowt wrong with too much rubber, especially in this day and age of STD's :rofl: BTW Alan I quite like 'em - would look good with nicely finished calipers and shiny discs

I had a look at doing that but it seems pretty well glued in. What would you replace it with??? Also you need 2 red reflectors on the back of the car for it to pass the MOT Cheers Phil