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http://www.portsladepanelworks.co.uk/ regards

i recall Prince Charles on a visit to a Glasgow factory was told by a worker they called it Disney Land...he said "is that because its fun to work here"....he said "nah...it's because that disnie work...that disnie work" :)

yep there is another way...look out for unwins...if it is a wine shop then you live in the poshest areas..if its a store less so...and if it says offie then you know you've hit bottom...anyway it sommit like that my memory fails me on the exact words

all ok...he just called me....cheers anyway Markyb

i had a mobile number for a zed mech called Martin who lives near Horsham/Crawley and from previous threads did some work for members...does anyone know if he has changed it or moved away...or gone on hols like a sensible person would...? cheers

re money troubles...putting the funny comments aside for a moment...if anyone does have a financial prob you can contact me in confidence i work as a licensed debt advisor and can give free advice regards

right on are the sound the look and the drive...to think even after all these years even a stock zed is probably in the top 5% of motors on the road today...just think of the £millions folks spend on totally average motors...most get excited when a new car does over 175bhp...what are they like...!?

or better still....a few frozen prawns into the bonnet air vents...that is a killer...:)

he inconvienences you...return the favour..just park behind him so he cant move out...when he pops round tell him you'll be out in a miniute to move it...then carry on like he never called round..put the kettle on have a bath..etc..do this a few times and he'll realise it takes 30 mins to get his car out...alternatively start putting bread crumbs on his roof or cat-nip...:)

Just what do you do all day? Apart from posting on here......(open to all) make it up if you're too shy :o

:shock: is it owned by Don King or Liberace...nah he's dead

mud in the eye i suppose

my bro said his new vw dti had to be quicker because it had 13,000 psi i only had 10....i said have a go, dropping the keys in his hand....when he came back his face was a picture...:)

back end a ferrari...now that is dumb

what is the most stupid question ever asked by a mate, family etc about your zed?

funny story....a kid who lives in my road told me my car was a zonda and not a nissan because of the bonnet badge...he wouldnt have it any different...he even said to his mate that the rec button on the air con was so i could record music from the stereo...aint kids a blast

a guy i knew drove around Brighton in an old 1960's ambulance....and because he liked a puff and the alternative hippy lifestyle etc...he changed the wording above the windscreen to Ambiance...i thought it was kind of cool and relevent

apart from performance zeds etc...would you consider having another nissan from the range?....micra...x-trail...almeria...bluebird...:)

i saw a ....you're only suppose to blow the bloody doors off....on a mini

KENWOOD......now honestly who would want to advetise their fav kitchen appliance in such a bold manner....maybe i could knock up an ironic moulinex or russel hobbs sticker

i did read once the babe on board sticker made a fire crew look into the wreck a bit harder after freeing the mum and yep they found a kid...still alive...still the argument Andy makes against is relevent..i got 4 kids and never felt the need to put one up.........show dogs on board...or cats!....now that is worth a comment don't you think Andy?

i saw a bye bye gti sticker on a xr3i..........

sex n curry followed by a hot bath....i can vouch for that...being a dad of 4

its agreed there are lots of irritating ads on right now drop the celebs and bring back the smash martians....or the PG chimps...why because we're worth it

get a life....?.....not seen that show...is it another makeover prog...showing folks what to do insted of watching tv...sounds like a fine concept