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Allan, Bet you are glad he aint using a litter tray !!!! At 9 st, you would break your back lifting the tray !! lol Get him on camera doing that, would be fun to see. Alan............

Yup, there 2 years ago and same thoughts as Si. We were just outside it in a place called Ovacik, about 4k away. Beautifull place. Hisaronu is the town at the top of the hill and then you sorta go down to OluDeniz. The Lagoon looks as good up close as it does in the brochures. Company is called "Fly South" and they do microlights. Just you and the pilot, a big ruddy engine and a set of hang gliding sails !! 3000 feet in the air and no seat belts !! Fantastic !! We went up twice it was that good ! Linky; http://flysouthmicrolight.com/ Still got the onboard dvd. Fethiye is also worth a visit, about half an hour away on a Tuesday if I remember, large market selling allsorts. Dont listen to half the pish you here about them pouncing on you and forcing you to buy stuff, its *****x !! As soon as they see you arent interested, they quickly move on to the next tourist. Wee bit like DFS really ! Also, dont know if its still the same now, but you will need an English tenner on arrival at customs ! Transport is brilliant. Loads of wee minibuses that stop for you anywhere on the main road, and inexpensive. Try a taxi at least once, they are mad !!:eek: Would return again no problems mate, great people and the weather is fantastic ! Big thumbs up from me !:hyper: Alan.............................

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Normally use Photobucket to host up images, pics vids etc, but they seem to be getting a wee bit PC correct ? As such, they have pulled a few vids and pics I have put up recently. Must add here that there is no porn, bestiality, peado, snuff, or otherwise really offensive stuff. Some of it might be near the knuckle, and I would obviously put that in the proper designated categories, with a warning of somesorts, that goes without saying. So is there another host that arent so strict ?? Alan...............

Black Porsche 911 around our town, driven by a female lawyer. She has several practises in and around surrounding towns, specialising in Divorce apparently. Reg number is; W1TCH !! Alan....................

Dont know if its the same, but my mate was having similiar problems. He un-installed Norton, it then let him de-frag, disk clean up etc and then he re-installed Norton and all was fine ?:confused: I installed this free scan programme on mine, and never had any problems with it. http://www.iobit.com/advancedwindowscareper.html Alan...............

Totally different perspective, but if you are gonna have anything Rat, Its gotta look like this !! Alan.

Maybe the Yank bit in me, but would like to see more of this one. A Tubbed Zed ? Alan.

Somehow just can never, ever see FunkySi going down this route ?? http://www.euroteknik.com/forum/general-car-discussion/35814-vw-rusted-hood-trend.html Alan............

Hallowed Be Thy Name, for me !:bow: Alan.............

Oh dear, after a few bevvy`s, this thread may linger a while ?? Alan............................

Not sad, You sound more like a human being than anything else mate. Jeez, I managed to hold it together when I took Jade in that morning, but when the vet`s assistant came out and handed me her collar, lets just say I was so glad I had already payed, so a sharp exit was required !! Can see your point coz she is still quite young, Jade was 10, so can fully understand your dilemma ! Best of luck with your choice Buddy ! I am glad it aint me. Any help I can be, pm me fella. Alan................................

Kirbz, Our Alsatian/Doberman cross, A Doberatian as we called her had the same back end problems. If I could just add here, that every opinion is different, and this is just ours. It doesnt come down to cash. Its a decision that has to be made, for the dogs best interest. It what is best for all concerned, especially the dog. We spent a little more than that, had operation after operation and the poor dog still suffered, she was called Jade, by the way. Here goes, It aint reversible, it will not get any better, ok, it may stabilize for a while, but it aint curable. Not what you all want to hear, I am pretty sure, but get some quality pain relief, have a day with her and let her go fella.:cry: Ours was an oddity, but so lovable ! Still miss her !! She was huge, and still slept with out ginger cat at the top of the stairs ! Just my 2p`s worth fella, been there. Alan............

Probably no help whatsoever here mate, but my mate has an Escort Cabriolet, 93 I think ?? Anyways same problem as you, and it turned out to be his alternator. Charging fine so he thought all was good, but was blown inside, voltage regulator thingy, if I remember correctlty He had this problem for weeks and eventually through disconnecting everything one at a time, only then did he solve it ! Alan............

A man of taste !:) Alan...........

What are trainers ?:x: Alan............

Red Dwarf fan here bud, and dont see an option for; It took too long to write ?? Just my 2p`s worth tho ? Alan...............

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did ! Alan........

Scotty, Welcome to the most valuable piece of information you will ever have. This site !! Take care in your Zed, they bite ! Alan..........

Scottish viewpoint ?? You have a pick up address ? Wait a week or so, call round and get your £200 quid back ! 4 tyres with sidewall damage, a spring loaded centre punch from Halfords causes all sorts of problems on glass, and Nitromors is cheap enuff ? **** em mate, dont let them get away with it. As an added bonus, put dogshit through their letter box ! I hate wideoes like this.:rant: Bastids !! Whatever happens, dont let this put you off Zed ownership !! Hope you get the result you are looking for. Alan................

Make the effort my friend. No Dirty Harry here, but a great movie !!:) Alan........

:bow: Alan.............

Anybody had a chance to catch Clint Eastwoods latest film ?? Gran Torino ? Strong, normally used racial language against the Japs. Japanese if you are a twat thats easilly offended ! I consider most stuff quite mediocre, or even crap, ie fast and furious, but this is a great film !! Bit of a twist for the ending, but old fashioned and bang up to date at the same time. I would personally recommend. Alan.......

I recognise some of us lot in this ?:nelson: 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka red bulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries. 2 star hangover * * No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you hug, to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails. 3 star hangover * * * Slight headache, stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive. Anytime a man or woman walks by you gag because his/her aftershave/perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once. 4 star hangover * * * * You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wear nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that you either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving or it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems depending on your gender. Your teeth have their own individual sweaters. Your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from the second year class picture circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one of the following: Home time, doughnut and somewhere to be alone, or a Time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before. You scare small children in the street just by walking past them. 5 star hangover * * * * * You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your colleagues think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe...very gently. 6 star hangover * * * * * * You arrive home and climb into bed. Sleep comes instantly; as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi. You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up. You notice that your bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room. No matter what you do now, you're going to chuck. You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail. After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the loo. If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls. You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the loo), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived. Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark. With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent. You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils projectile out your mouth on the last occasion. It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair. You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital. Work is not an option. Alan..............

Easy, eh !:D Alan...............