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It will really suit that colour. ;) Nice clean looking oven as well !! Alan........

Cheers bud !! :rofl: :rofl: Alan...........

Must stay of the Magners !! :duffer: Alan.....

Does any body on here own, or know anybody, or has any information regarding this car in the pictures. Looking at maybe being its next owner, and couldnt think of any better place to try and find out some history, if any. :bow: Wonder who will be the 1st to mention its colour ?? ;) Thanks in advance guys. Alan.............

Use it carefully ya wimp !! ;) You know I would !! :x: Alan.........

BBrrr !!

Think we could both fit on a square foot and have a swally ?? Just glanced in the mirror, probably not !!! :( She is taking my car, not hers !! :eek: Not the Camaro I should add, only my humble Vectra. Go and have another wee one for me mate as I am away to bed. In the last 4 days I have managed 13 hours kip and cant wait till tomorrow morning to hand over the keys to someone else !! ;) As said, Way too old for this !! Will make up for it next week tho !! :D Alan............

Think the auction is still going, although cant be sure. Going to here tomorrow, after I come off call at 8.00am tomorrow. http://www.auchentoshan.com Just about 14 miles away from me and never been !! :eek: Will have a wee glow tomorrow as my daughter is driving !! :D Alan......

Nah, leave it parked !! ;) Alan.........

Yup !! :( Just spent 3 hours at Kinross, doing a job at the side of the road that should have taken 30 minutes !! :( Must be about minus - 10 up here tonight !! I am way too old for this carry-on !! Alan........

Too much polls and serious stuff tonight !! These might lighten the mood !! ;) Alan....

I can remember your instructions on how to set up the TPS properly ! Spot on ! :bow: Scottish welcome back. ;) Alan.......

AAAaaahhhhh ! That V8 RUMBLE !!! Well done mate, and you got her fired up before the end of November like you said you would !! ;) Alan........

Many happy returns mate. Alan.

Start my stint at 24hr call out on the monday 19th throo till wednesday the 28th. Get allowed to switch the phone off between midday and 6.00pm on xmas day, otherwise its on standby constantly !! :( Alan.......

Good luck bud !! :D Mind and have a fire extingusher handy, just in case. Timing a wee bit out and they backfire throo the carb !! ;) Been there, done that, lost me eyebrows !! :eek: Did you ever get fixed up with a pair of rocker covers ??? Alan...........

My grandad always told me this; Women ?? Never trust a thing that bleeds for a week every month, and doesnt die !! :x: Time for me to go I think. Alan.........

Wheres the choice for the Salvation Army ?? Sorry bud, couldnt resist it ! :x: Both sides of my family all come from the forces ! :bow: Alan........

What good would neutering him do ??? :confused: Its not the actual act that produces the orgasm, Apparently its the vision of the "victim" that gets them off ! :shock: :hurl: He would just use a broom handle or whatever to achieve the same effect. And before any smart arse asks how I know ! :nono: My daughter is training to be a teacher, and she is going through her Child Abuse Course ! Apparently the Paul Gadd case has been discussed on a few occasions. Sick, sick man. :( Alan..........

Cool mate ! :cool: :cool: Alan.......

Good man !! :D We took in 2 cats from the old lady across the road about 18 months ago. She had to move into a nursing home coz she was very ill. Several weeks later, maw and paw dropped this on us !! :eek: The wife couldnt bear to part with them all, so we now have maw, paw, and two kittens !! The christmas tree will take a hammering this year !! Cheers mate. Alan...............

Nah, not at all ! ;) Alan......

Reckon by the time he gets back, after all the free Stella, He wont care if its a Granny with teeth in or out !! ;) Hope this finds you bladdered mate !! Alan.......

Cheers Andy, much obliged ! ;) Alan........

Hi, Membership expired on the 17th. Renewed my subscription on the 17th, but it has knocked me down to registered user status ?? Oversight or does it take a few days to go through ?? Cheers, Alan.....