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Classic quote: "I dont speed anyway" By john300zx I think you are fibbing ?? ;) Have a good Xmas mate, Alan....

By the time he has read your list, Theres nuffin left for me !!! ;) Alan.......

This I cant wait too see. Alan......

Your girl has taste !! :bow: Malt ?? Much better than a glass of milk ! Santa...............

Seeing as we are are on call over Xmas, heres the deal ! I dont burst a pipe or spring a leak, if you dont end up in a ditch or lose your clutch ??? ;) From a sober "Jock" who is just in from a call out !! Merry Xmas from our family to yours !! :) Till later mate, Alan, Fiona & Laura...............

Still, nice pick-up tho. Alan......

Hope Santa has a good Xmas for you and your family mate. ;) Alan.....

Scottish welcome to the board !! :D Nuffin up with auto`s, had 2 and both been fine ! Time to open a can of worms ! :x: Alan.....

Cheers Craig, Poor Santa ! :rofl: Alan........

Link dont work, I know !! Will work on it. Alan..........

There must be a safer way to do this job surely ?? http://www.t-pot.co.uk/The_Asian_Crocodile_Hunter__Crikey.wmv T-Pot = :bow: Alan...........

Cant make my mind up if this is a set up or not ?? :confused: Nice pick-up tho ! http://t-pot.co.uk/SnowCar.wmv Ta again T-Pot, Alan........

At 43, doing 80 hours a week I need all the help I can matey ! ;) Must meet up with ya this year, eh ? Merry Xmas to you and your family ! :) Alan............

Many thanks to T-Pot for getting this up for me!! ;) Can Mastercard really pay for everything ?? http://www.t-pot.co.uk/Humor-MasterCard.asf Alan.......

Dont think I have been much help to you this year, but maybe next year ?? ;) Meery Xmas mate, Alan.........

Cheers mate, PM`d you with my details so you know what they are ! ;) Not fully pc compliant yet ! :smw: Merry Xmas, Alan....

Another "Trigger moment" was in Only Fools and Horses when him and Del were in the wine bar, trying to impress some yuppie females, and Del says "Quick Trigger, talk about money" Trigger replies "Have you seen the new fiver ?" :rofl: :rofl: Alan.........

No !!! :headvswal M77 !! So many speed cameras !! So much profit ? :rant: Take care mate, supposed to be icy tomoz ! Merry Xmas, Alan........

Hi, Got sent a couple of funny video clips through my email. They are playing in Windows Media Player. How can I get them to upload to this site ??? They come through as an attachment, hence with no web address. Puzzled, Alan..........

58% 5/11 Dogtanian. Alan...

OOoohhh Glenfiddich !! ;) Wish I wasnt on call. :( Alan...........

As above !! Had my Zed around 3 weeks now and got the centre bearing sorted yesterday. So she got her 1st real blast today ! :hyper: :D :hyper: :D Nipped into Glasgow city centre really early with my daughter, got some last minute pressies and then scamped back up the M8 ! :D Gave the young dude in the Vectra sri 150 a fright !! ;) Actually went by my 2 junctions just to stay on longer ! Now I know why I kept coming back to this site after I had to sell my first one. This one is here to stay tho ! ;) A "Scottish" Merry Christmas to all members, Alan...........

Only had my Zed a few weeks and got the centre bearing fixed yesterday, so took it for its 1st real run today. :D :D Forgot how good it feels !! :D :D All the presents in, and settling down for a nice family night in. Alan......

Just remember mate, if you need any more broken parts sent down, Ive got loads of em !!! :( Apoligies again bud. ps. Got an old mot if you want !!! :x: Happy Crimbo, Alan..........

Stone cold sober till next wednesday ! :( 24hr call till then, right through Xmas ! :headvswal Moneys good though. Alan.......