Everything posted by bigmincey
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House of wax (part one)
Most of us are into films, music etc, sounds like a good idea !! Creep gets a 5 outa 10 from me as does House Of Wax. Just watched Frankenfish, which barely makes a 3 !! :o Alan....
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Pontiac Firebird
If you are looking at a Camaro, forget the 4th gen and aim for a good 2nd gen. 1st gens were way over-rated IMHO. :) 3rd gens, which I run on a daily basis, are ok (ish) If you are looking for a Firebird, 72 to 74 are the best. (no smog or any legislation crap) Dont go under a 350ci if possible. 455ci if you can get it. Alan....
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new wheels ..what you think?
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: Nuff said !!! Alan....
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How did you "come by 300zx.co.uk?"
W.O.M. Alan.
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Chicken Tikka Bhoona ??
Nearly as good as Hagar`s, Artic Moose Vindaloo. Alan.....
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100% is not always good !!
Stroll on !! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Alan....
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100% is not always good !!
This is not a scientific study, but maybe true !!From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and! Ass kissing that will put you over the top. We all know somebody who is guilty of it !! :p Alan.........
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How fat are you?
6ft, 16 stone. But I have a biological problem, I suffer from water retension !! and lager retension, eh, curry retension, erm, chips retension, Also allergic to salad and anything else thats good for you ! :D Alan....
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New Mouse.
heres the link for it. Some good stuf in his store as well. Alan........ http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Car-Mice-Small-Size-Blue-Signal-Led-COOL-Free-gift_W0QQitemZ6805642685QQcategoryZ60264QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem
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Wrx V 300
Good reply mate !! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Alan......
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New Mouse.
Okay, so its not a Zed, more the shape of an Audi TT, but still unusual. MY daughter got it from Ebay for 99p for me !! Is everything getting smaller ??? Pictured it next to her mp3/mp4 player and a Prittstick just to show the size !! Alan........
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Chicken Tikka Bhoona ??
Actually, theres 2 !! One for me daughter as well !! Also nan bread !! Sorry for this thread, its pointless !! :rolleyes: Alan....
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Chicken Tikka Bhoona ??
Just been delivered, and served with a small whisky !! Yum, Alan........
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Todays progress...........
Mmmm. Around 79, 2 piece, 2% Hi-Tin, maybe from a Camaro !! :rolleyes: That narrows it down mate ! :) 79 till 81 was the worse years, they changed direction to enter the world-wide economy, which the Japs were more succesfull in. Still, the block you have is still a good` un. Alan.............
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how long to get ready for a night out
As the old Japanese proverb goes: Marriage is like owning a 300Zed................ It is fantastic when it works, and damn expensive when it doesnt !!............. Alan................
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NZR...So what creature fertilises and reproduces the quickest???
;) I know the feeling !! Alan..............................
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how long to get ready for a night out
:) Good luck mate ! Went to Gretna Green to renew our wedding vows over the anvil last year. 20 years and still going strong !! Still in love !! I married a belter !! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: Any wummin that can put up with me is a saint !! Alan.......
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how long to get ready for a night out
If you are into Malt`s mate, you are welcome !! ;) But your better half must take at least 30 mins to 4 hours to get ready to go out!! Even if its only for a portion of fisn`n`chips !! Alan...............................................
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how long to get ready for a night out
We have an "old mans pub" in our town called "The Cellar Bar" Loaded with all different kinds of Whisky, all on display behind the bar ! :) Paradise for lush`s like us !! :p Alan........
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how long to get ready for a night out
My daughter has curly hair and straightens it, my wife has straight hair and makes it go all shapy. Sorry, dont know the correct term for it ! :rolleyes: I have learned one thing tho ! When any of the 2 of them asks, "does this dress make my bum look big ?" Dont reply, "No, its your fat a**e that does that" !! :mac1: Strange thing is, my daughter is a natural blonde, and insists on dying it dark brown !!! She dont like the bimbo tag ?!?! Alan.
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how long to get ready for a night out
Damn, wish you lived closer bud. Hope this link works ? http://www.whisky-cigars.co.uk/document.aspx?id=news.htm&title=News Alan...
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how long to get ready for a night out
What is there to understand ??? :confused: :confused: You have a shower, comb your hair, if you have any, and then just go !! :p Alan................. ;)
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how long to get ready for a night out
Cheers mate, On my second glass of 1990 Clynelish Highland Malt at 43% :) You are lucky, 30 mins to get ready ?? I wish. :rolleyes: My daughter takes 2 hours for the hair alone !!! Glad I`m a baldy barsteward !! Alan........................................
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how long to get ready for a night out
We have a family wedding in October, wife and daughter are getting ready just now !! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: No wonder I drink ! :duffer: Alan....
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car alarm kept triggering!
Yeah !! Water finds it way in anywhere. Heat Shrink wrap connectors are the best, if you cant find any, let me know and I will send you some down. Where is the water coming in from ?? Rubber seal meets the frame probably. I always lift me roofs off at this time of year and smear the rubbers with Vaseline. Leave till the spring and clean off. Alan..............................