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Or alternatively, Try here. http://www.faqfarm.com/Q/FAQ/1771 Alan........

Stay of the Thai Lady Boy Sites ?? :D Alan.....

Just for passing the time away ! http://www.galaxyarcade.co.uk/games/ckiller2.php Alan..........

Yup !! ;) Alan.

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Must admit, the thought of Elizabeth Taylor and Liza Minelli in a sandwich, just now, at their time of life, does interest me a little !! :p Oooeerr !! Alan.........

Going to sit back tonight and watch "Severance" Supposed to be a mix of Shaun of the Dead and Saw !! We will see. Alan...........

Sorry Si !! Posted that a wee while ago, and instantly thought of you ! Cracking photos of that twisty road in America you posted up mate ! That made me so green. :) Welcome back !! Alan.........

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden, while a gorgeous, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed,Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Then all the other bells started to ring.... Alan........

Scottish greetings as well big fella. Have a good un, Alan...............

A man who just died is delivered to a College Station mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The Aggie mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the Aggie presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says. "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice." "So I just switched the heads." Alan............... :)

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This might help !! Try it in pints, mixed with cider !! http://www.babycham.com/flash/welcome.html Alan.........

At this time of night mate, How you fancy a nice glass of Malt ?? I owe you one ! :) Alan...........

Class ! :cool: Alan.........

NO SORRY !!! I have opened the flood gates there !! ALAN.............

Photoshop ??? :) Alan.......

http://www.visitingpurbeck.co.uk/dancing-ledge.htm Alan..

Usefull relationship hint number 77. The scenery is only as good as the babe thats in it !! :p Alan..........

Dont think she would talk to me mate !! Nothing new there tho !! :rolleyes: Alan.....

Another snakebite for me, fook it !! Alan........

The acc dam import I have had 2 new tubs and a re-con box fitted about 700 miles before it was written off, so I know it was in great condition.. Damage wasnt too bad, as it was sitting parked and a car ran into it ! Currently running an old C4 Vette myself, and looking for summit a wee bit different. Even prepared to go without for a year or so to get this a reality. Got my hands on a top class TIG Welder and a heavy duty pipe bender, so with a wee bit of fore thought and planning, this could be a plan ! Alan......

No sweat Andy ! Am a coachbuilder by trade, and Mapping, ECU`s is not my thing mate. Dont know a lot about it, but aint afraid to ask ! :rolleyes: To be honest, would probably get somebody to oversee this bit for me, I know what I am good at, and it aint that kinda stuff. I have in my possesion, a Jaguar IRS unit, shortened by 6", A small block Chevy and auto box, a very skilled retired gent who can make me up the forks and spindles for the front. Yeah, a Trike !! :rolleyes: Most of the biggies have a V8 of some sort, Rover Chevy etc. Was thinking of a Zed TT. Got an acc dam import here, so got most of the parts I need. Just really unsure of the Leccy side of things. Dont think I have ever seen a Zed Trike. Making up the frame is a wee bit of a challenge, but prety sure I can work my way around it. Got to be sure before I start, as I want to make the engine block part of the stressed member, with coolant flowing through the frame tubes. Just humour me, eh ? Alan.......

15x15, hopefully Convo-Pros with 15x31/18.5 Mickey Thompson`s. Alan...

Big delay ??? Slow on the keyboard. Alan....