Everything posted by tooley
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beware the beast is back
maybe i was too eager in saying the beast is back as it seems the gearbox ive purchased is ****ing shite........rest assured as soon as i know more and who it was purchased from ill be naming and shaming whichever dodgy trader it came from and im ready for any legalities you care to throw at me
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beware the beast is back
yes on selling mine i was but was pissed about by this twonk so no im just gonna have to wait a few months to get the extra wonga to do so
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beware the beast is back
yep sure was due to being given the run around by a muppet who was supposed to by the car then didnt then did then didnt again ive got it back on road till next summer when ill sell then start on new 300 project...besides winter really is the best time for mooching around in a z its what they were made for.......fear is a good thing
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beware the beast is back
doughnuts are my way of conservation it makes doubly sure my tires are completely used before getting new ones and also make sure the stretch of road on which said doughnut is performed is relaid with fresh rubber thereby enabling better traction for other road users so my actions are a public service
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beware the beast is back
as above the beast is back so tooley's mobile porn emporium will be back to put you doughnut meister wannabees back in ure place
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Getting boring now!
no ure wrong cos us tightwads cant read fight club leave it here so we can see the best keyboard warriors in action.............long live the fighters
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Just had MOT at Nissan and it
in theory mine should sail through its next mot as it came off the road the day after its mot and hasnt moved for 13 months since
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Shall we merge the for sale and wanted section?
whats wrong with a non member wanting to sell something and a member buying it. both are left happy as both get a bargain
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What does your V5 say??
no joke mine does say rigid axle body as well.
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Neons OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOO!:D
neons rock when done properly look at the skyline in 2f2f going over the bridge its the dogs
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oh my god some of you had ''boy racer shitters'' oh no!
if mine has the install done by then ill bob down for some sideways antics
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oh my god some of you had ''boy racer shitters'' oh no!
been doing the cruise scene now for over 15 years and in the z for 4yrs along with ginger boy so its not new for z's to be seen at cruises just have a look at crusin ik's archive or crewe2 the problem you get now at this time of year is a lot of the crusiers descend on places like blackpool and its bloody freezin standin at ablackpool but still fun
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gt
like you say ford dont wanna design anything new but think of the old addage if it aint broke fix it......new or old gt40 id happily lose a *****ck to own one
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Computer mega problem - help help
or try zone alarm pro version 4 with web filtering
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Famous Z's
ive made a few issues of fast car and max power and old z club mags on a few websites streetracing.com cruisinuk.co.uk and im reliably informed some of my better antics are being passed around on kazza. wazza has a nice vid of a meet we went to where i got my hands slapped for getting giddy at the car park........
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group feature in max power?
max power is the *****x.....always read it. it shows what can be done to make everyday shitter cars top notch i know a few nova's corsa's etc that would show a good few z's a clean pair of heels....and most of the spotty oiks you refer to in there are damm good friends to have and know once you have met them. max recently has tended to become a bit commercial though but its still a good laugh if you enjoy cruising and weekend piss ups. the max power live after partys are some of the best do's ive ever had......as my m8 crazy kayle sez ' oi copper cruisin aint a crime' and i cant wait to get back into cruising and the doughnut arena next year
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What's the worst prank you ever played?
pulled countless pranks on a certyain ginger guy with varying audiences of between 5 and 300 people every time but the two that stand out for me are once wiping a chocolate biscuit up the crack of my arse then putting it back in the packet knowing that a certain biscuit bandit was about to enter the room.....to all of our horror a secretary from up stairs walked in instead and promptly started munching to this day nobody will take anything offered freely in our office....secondly having been the victim of the smudge game myself which involves you wiping you finger again up ure arse and the wiping it under their nose i vowed revenge and put cling film over all the gents toiletsbowls at the factory i was working......i so laughed but as i was only 17 at the time i should have known better as the next time i was in the old mill lift they all were waiting on the fith floor and opened up the door which stops the lift dead and then had the humiliation of being pissed on by 8 blokes......needless to say pranks always get out of hand
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does bob still come on here
cheers m8 ive got a good few ideas most involving a lot of fibreglass in the boot all matching the colour of the car im sure you can sort though
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does bob still come on here
never fear the toole is always here and ill be back in force early next year....just wait for the unveiling. but as im not subbed up to the forum i dont post much as its a bit cheeky if peeps are paying and im not besides which the forums are far too politicaly correct these days for me to have the fun i used to have here without the gingery grey fella or wazza and duffer theres only davew and mr g left from the crazy gang everbody else is new and maybe they wouldnt take kindly to my shall we say baudy antics
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does bob still come on here
cheers m8ty
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does bob still come on here
as the beast from the east has now been sold but with the install in im now going to go the whole hog again with a monster install to beat all others ive been to sq+ and know what i want but before i do i was wondering if bob the audio guru still was around as im sure he would much prefer me to spend 5-6k with him instead of them:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
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Fekkin' GORGEOUS!
it does look nice though it has to be said
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Hpi
had you not hpi'd the car and just bought from the owner you would have been ok and protected under the consumer credit act but as you now know and they know you know you cannot buy the car off him without the finance company being able to take it off you
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Regarding most of my posts being moved to muppets....
thats a tad unfair ive always found ure posts to be by far the most entertaining although of late ive not really been on as ive become an eve-online junkiie does waz still frequent the boards i miss his wit and humour almost as much as ures amigo
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Duffers Birthday.
i cant beleive you all havent thought of it sooner.....twat frodo take it off him and give him his precious back......sorry m8 i couldnt resist after last nights chat with ginger fading to grey *****x