Mighty fine selection (and some dross) here

I pissed in a can and then some one drank it.

 

The worse one I heard was on a stag night.

 

The groom was so drunk he past out and his friends thought it was funny for some one to w**k in a condom and then some one pushed it up his ar*e with a pencil and smothered his bum with KY.

 

 

He was only told about a year later what they did.

 

Stuart

Just a curious question.

 

When some1 is deep sleeping and u put there finger in some warm water does that really make them pee themselves or is that just a myth.

 

Always wanted to know coz iv wanted to try it out on loads of my mates coz it would be hilarious.

 

Cheers

 

Fas

 

p.s. have u lot tried the cling film on the toilet seat coz late at night when they get up or in the mroning when there still half asleep they end up peeing all over the place but i warn u dont do it in your toilet if some1 is staying over coz itll end up with u cleaning it up.

When I was in the forces we decided to get revenge on a guy who used to keep us all awake in the Billit.Tiny who was hung like a horse stood over him one night as the bloke was snooring his head off with mouth wide open.When Tiny got a humungus errection on standing over the Guy we dripped melted butter into his mouth,you have never seen a bloke throw up so much in your life.

Putting a drawing pin on the school teachers chair, they was a supply teacher. But the deputy head took over the class at last minute (power hungry c*nt) :(

 

But sadly spotted the booby trap before sittng down.

 

Class detention followed :(

 

But would have been good if it had been pulled off ok.

 

I am known as the pranksta @ work with a veriaty of work (it)related pranks.

 

Once I pulled a screen shot of an application and saved it as a desktop pic. This actualy fooled a few people, DUH!!!! They were clicking on "OK" for ages :confused: :confused: :confused: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Originally posted by vinz

When I was in the forces we decided to get revenge on a guy who used to keep us all awake in the Billit.Tiny who was hung like a horse stood over him one night as the bloke was snooring his head off with mouth wide open.When Tiny got a humungus errection on standing over the Guy we dripped melted butter into his mouth,you have never seen a bloke throw up so much in your life.

 

Classs!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Me and a work collegue were forced to take volentery redundency and neither of us had been there long enough to claim anything.

 

So, when the boss went on holiday to his expensive villa we thought it would be a great idea to paint his rather nice cottege in the yorkshire dales a fetching pink.

 

Oh how we laughed.

 

His neighbours we gobsmacked, it was the best £30 and days labour i've ever had.

 

Rich

3 guys meet three girls on a skiing hol. Girls lead the boys on for days, but never 'give it up'.

 

So

 

The guys break into girls chalet (not so hard to do in those days!), but don't steal anything.

 

Weeks later the girls get their photos back from Max Speilmans and there is a photo of 3 guys' bare arses mooning at them.

 

Not so bad I hear you say, but close inspection revealed that there was a girlie toothbrush handle sticking out of each arse!

 

Well done boys!

 

:dance:

pulled countless pranks on a certyain ginger guy with varying audiences of between 5 and 300 people every time but the two that stand out for me are once wiping a chocolate biscuit up the crack of my arse then putting it back in the packet knowing that a certain biscuit bandit was about to enter the room.....to all of our horror a secretary from up stairs walked in instead and promptly started munching to this day nobody will take anything offered freely in our office....secondly having been the victim of the smudge game myself which involves you wiping you finger again up ure arse and the wiping it under their nose i vowed revenge and put cling film over all the gents toiletsbowls at the factory i was working......i so laughed but as i was only 17 at the time i should have known better as the next time i was in the old mill lift they all were waiting on the fith floor and opened up the door which stops the lift dead and then had the humiliation of being pissed on by 8 blokes......needless to say pranks always get out of hand