Everything posted by paulg
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Tonight I am going to see
F****kin jesus i am in shock. Its not chunks head that should go on buster Bloodvessel its duffers. He is a third of the size he used to be. I know he had a big health scare a couple of years ago might have been a heart attack and he nearly died because of his size so thats what must have made him leave the pies alone but i reakon he is about 12 stone now. He still does the business though LOL
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Tonight I am going to see
BAD MANNERS yeah the origional line up are playing at a local pub and its free :D I will see if I can get a pic of Buster Bloodvessel cos im sure it could come in handy for a few paint shop pro's hmmm now who's head could we use ;) Paul
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PaulC Top bloke and he don't charge
he's also half of a winning pool team
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Beat the police for once!!
Glad to hear it, lets leave that styling mod to primera and BMW drivers LOL
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Beat the police for once!!
People who have front fogs on when its not foggy should be fined £3000. and should be given 500 lines "Front fogs do not make my car look or go faster" "Front fogs do not make my car look or go faster" "Front fogs do not make my car look or go faster" etc :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Ran over a dog tonight
So what happens if you run somebody over, who pays in that case?
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sorry ladies im now engaged
Nice one. Its also a custom that you get the beers in for everyone at JAE as a way of celebrating with your forum chums. Paul
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Caption Comp time
But I will give you a lift to the station for free. :nelson:
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Marmite love it or hate it
and you probably eat the skins on baked potatoes as well and say its the best bit :confused:
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Marmite love it or hate it
If you like marmite you are strange and you probably like other strange things like DR Pepper and Vimto.
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For those born before 1986...
Who remembers when you got more than 10 things in a 10p mix up. As far as computer games went Manic miner was the daddy LOL.
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Who fancies a kart race???
Yip im up for that :D
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Fittest Guy On The Forum?????
I didnt know you were a professional snooker player jock :bow:
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Did you know...
maybe because the clenched fist is often holding a half full bottle of broon ale LOL
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HM Customs lol
Just as well jou didnt order a new big end because you had a bent rod
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Dictatorship still in power!!!
Right MR SRRAE are you ready for the northerners point of view...You are totally fookin.................. .............................. Correct (for once ;) ) I know a bloke at work who is divorced and pays the mortgage on his ex's house where she lives with her new fella, the CSA take another massive cut of his pay. He lives on the top floor of a council tower block with a leaking roof and he is the only fooker who pays rent for it, everyone else in the flats are asylum seekers or Vickie Pollard's. And guess who he is voting for....yeah you got it and what is his reason? "Ive always voted for them" :confused: :confused: Labour is great news if your a 15 year old mum, a gypsy, an ASBO teenager, a refugee, a do-gooder or a Romanian pauper waiting for a free passport into Europe. But what about the normal working (tax paying) man, why does no fooker give a s**t about us :mad: :mad: If the tories could put forward a candidate with a bit of charisma then I think they could romp it.
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Fittest Bird?
:eek: :eek: You cant post them ones Mac. It will be the first time a moderator has to be moderated :rofl:
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In my opinion
well sell that ford cougar thing you got and come join the party again :dance: Paul
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Well done mighty reds!
Well done. Liverpool is a club with great history, passion and proper fans, just like the Toon (except you win things and we dont :cry: ) I hope you win it.
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In my opinion
exactly....it took long enough to get rid of the last rotten egg :rofl: :rofl: what was his name again :D :D
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the bible.
Theres some good stuff in there, like when Jason and the golden fleece fights the cyclops and that. And that jesus guy who built the big ship for the animals and sailed around the world in 80 days or something.
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sea creatures
great white shark!!! top of the food chain is the only place to be, i dont wanna get scoffed by something else
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What other cars have you?....
FFS tim why dont you sell a few of those sheds and get the Z up and running. You too scared to come to JAE incase Mr G gives you a bottle of brown ale and you end up soiling yer bags. :tongue:
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What is faster?
Whats that got to do with it? Why are you here in the first place?
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What is faster?
Ahn why are you here???? I dont understand this sort of thing. I never feel the urge to go to other car forums and start quoting this figure and that figure, that sort of chat is for McDonalds car park. I really dont care what other cars do, people here own Z's because they choose to. If I wanted a Supra I would buy one ...simple.