paulg

trouble is theres not much alternative to Heineken in the bars and thats crap..

I went to the porn museum, the hash museum and the bulldog bar where they sell the joints ready rolled. Never did a hooker cos i was never in any fit state but they come in all shapes and sizes even something to tempt chrisC LOL :rofl:

How long is a piece of string??? i suppose it depends on: how much your mortgage is how high maintenence your mrs is how often it breaks how many miles you want to do is it your only car do you do the lottery :rofl:

Yeah its called 22 clem forcing the tyres down on the road :rofl: Ill get me armbands :eek:

Shagged her yet then? any good? Come on you all want to know :rofl: :rofl: ;)

Im gonna hit the pies chunk style :D I will be 3 times bark's weight by then :rofl:

Its Maccas shagging, 0 to finished in 3.5 seconds :rofl:

Im saying nothing, we gotta go to highbury tomorrow :eek:

Ahem!!!! Steve there is already another tribute thread active, and your absence from said thread has been noted.......... :rofl:

OMG - DaveW's missus has let him have a go on the computer :eek: :eek: :eek: ;)

Its been a while since we had one of these threads LOL so i thought i would start one :rofl: paulg what a guy, truly a legend, forum pool champion, creator of the 'fridge'. Let us all bathe in his aura and hope that one day we may all be as awesome as him... feel free to nod in agreement and add your compliments in the usual fashion. :D

good idea and sell the 18's at a knockdown price to the mighty flying fridge :d

Just had my test drive in it too. :D :D :D Got challenged by a bloke in a big BMW and to say we demolished him is an understatement. The bloke looked pretty pissed off when we passed, the car was howling at 8000rpm, im hanging onto the steering wheel for my life and Mac's shouting "GO ON KEEP GOING" wheres me clean keks :D Paul

why not the courts dont seem to want to do it. If your an asshole and somebody smacks you for it then tough sh1t. I am no big fan of the police but I aint got any time for jumped up little sh1ts either

but who throws the best parties at JAE :D

Who actually gives a sh*t try sending these questions to Max Power or ask around in McDonalds car park on Saturday night. :rolleyes:

i used fibreglass to take out the groove in the stock rear bumper and it worked a treat but remember to give it a good rough up with coarse paper first so it sticks. Paul

Yeah Sunderland council was going to run the scheme too but it was cancelled due to lack of fookin soap :rofl: :rofl:

Class :rofl: wait till chrisC finds out about the pics of mens bots :D

Another important consideration is the quality of the club you train at. This does not mean that expensive clubs in posh sports centers are the best, usually it is the opposite, Some organisations are nothing but big money making setups making some people at the top very rich indeed despite giving you very poor quality training. Stick with the traditional styles that people have mentioned here, watch out for some of the new fancy rubbish that some sports centers try to peddle as martial arts, you will find yourself skipping round in a mix of yoga and ballroom dancing LOL. Find a club where the instructors are committed to teaching you in the true spirit of traditional karate or whatever you choose to do, Make sure you get individual attention and hands on training with your instructors and that your not simply left to your own devices. Your gonna ache like fook timmy old boy but it does get easier after about the first 10 years :rofl: Paul ps. If its just your lass slapping you around thats bothering you, It would be cheaper to pay the Big Mac to go down and sort it for ya :rofl:

All 4 bars i was in last night in Newcastle had some muppett hanging around in the bogs with a few bottles of aftershave who wanted to squirt soap in your hand and turn the fookin tap on for ya. then they expect a tip for it. My god what has this country come to, I blame the bars for allowing it, go learn to read and write and get a proper job FFS. What next... a tramp in the cloakroom complete with shopping trolley and bottle of meths :rofl: Paul

OK how about a programe that us and visitors can pick up in the tent, everyone who is taking their Z to the show can submit a couple of pics and a description 1 page in size via an online form. They can be printed up beforehand, then people know who's car belongs to who and who to go and talk to about certain mods and stuff. For example, ChrisC might say "ohhh that car is awesome, white is really the non gay colour of the year, i wonder who it belongs too, ah it's paulg's, I will go and buy him a beer for being such a legend" Im not talkin about somethin dead posh on glossy paper, it dosent have to be too flash. Oh and a wheelchair to get vinz back to his tent :rofl: Paul

BWAHAHHAHA game set and match to chunk. can mac ever make a come back after that :rofl: :rofl:

British government.... You have two cows and the government takes them both and gives them to asylum seekers and sends the milk to the starving in other countries. Leaving you with FOOK all. :rofl:

fook!! get copped every time, need some more practice down the pub tonight..