paulg

God some women have no sense of humour, fancy shopping him to the cops too :S

Right I have decided to become a soft saddo ponce....oopps I mean modern sensitive male :tongue: so its time to get all politically correct so I dont upset other saddo ponces. From now on the following terms must be used on the forum. Fat b*****d is now "Person containing many fat molecules" Shorty is now "Person with minimal arse to ground clearance" Bald is now "Extended forehead" Ugly is now "Visually dis-pleasing" Slag is now "Woman discovering her inner emotions" What others can you think of :rofl: Paul

I got warned not to watch that film by some happy clappy christian type at work LOL :rolleyes: He said if I didnt have a strong faith things like that can effect your mind and allow evil and demons into your life. COOL! where do I get a copy :dance: :dance:

I will explain later mate, its very similar to what you do, except Timmy had to do it to a woman. :rofl: nice one Tim Paul

In 1604 it was decided that a standard unit of measurement was needed for beer. To determine the amount a typical southerner was selected and asked to drink as much beer as he could before throwing up and sh1tting his pants. This amount of ale was then known as 'The Pint'.

Anyone who gets offended is weak and deserves to be offended

meeeeeeeeee

Are trojans not more to do with your isp? im on F2s and hardly ever get a trojan attack but my mum's on tiscali with the same software setup and gets loads of attacks. :confused:

its good when theres more than one of you out in z's cos sitting in the drivers seat you forget how good they actually look on the road.

well its obviously made in a mixture like dough then rolled out with a rolling pin untill its thin enough. anything else just ask the forum genius, no probs

For once I am lost for words !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah farmers also leave loads of mud spreading out onto the road from their gates. And they drive tractors on narrow lanes at 2mph. and they try and stop walkers and trail riders from using legitamate rights of way. and they are constantly baled out by the government unlike every other profession that goes down the pan. Send them all to live in Wales thats what I say...

ChrisC would. Its the only time he's got enough power to spin the wheels :D:rofl:

You cant celebrate St Georges day in England...You might offend some backward culture or religion. :rofl:

What gear would you like it in? 3rd, 4th, or 5th :rofl: :rofl:

He's a catholic, he's against everything...

They did work very well. I put a vance & hines straight thru zaust on my 1100L and tried it without the jet kit, it wouldnt rev over 4k and just spluttered and missed. With the dynojet fitted it run sweet. Strange how you can get away with so much fiddling with carbs, filters and exhausts on a car but the slightest tweak on a bike and it can run like shite. Paul

And its a real pisser when you have to take the whole things off again just to move the needle by a notch

Queen?? didnt he like men's bots....

did it still slip after mac got out???

Seeing as people are talking about favorite bands at the moment I thought I would write the history of cool music for ya so you all know. Pre 60's there was nothing , nothing happened worth a mention. Then in the early 60's the WHO came along, these guys kicked ass and smashed stuff. Then Ozzy was invented and Black Sabbath made some cracking albums and sniffed lots of coke. Then we had some other good stuff like maiden, ACDC, Priest etc and religious people got upset. Then the pistols said F**K on the telly and loads of other great bands like the damned, clash and UK subs got together. Meanwhile America produced its first music with the Dead Kennedys and the Ramones. Then some ugly guys formed metallica and thrash was invented, some thrashers went down the anthrax, suicidal tendencies route and wore baggy shorts and had skateboards, while others comitted a few murders and suicides and burned down a few churches in Scandanavia. After this there was a bleak period when some guy called Bon Jobbie or something tried to invent 'heavy metal for girls' but it didnt catch on. Things picked up again and Kurt Cobain had that accident when he missed the clay pigeon so we ended up with the Foo Fighters. Green day and Offspring came along followed by Blink 182. Finally some pop guru gave westlife fake guitars to hold and messed up their hair a bit and we got McFly, but they were gay and sucked big time and nobody liked them and they were killed in an accident with a chainsaw. See its simple Paul oh and yes....Munjina got to number 13 in the japanese album chart :D

Obvious you have never worked at the sharp end of a car factory :rolleyes:

Hey you missed Duffer he was there too. He was pole dancing but you cant see him for the pole. :dance:

f u ck you

Are you gonna get 17's fitted and graphics? What about ICE, loads of magazines out to help you choose bits for it. I hear duffers got a burberry baseball cap for sale too