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Name and Shame, Name and Shame, Name and Shame la la lala laaaaa heres a clue it aint the 1st complaint against them or 2nd or 3rd 4 5 6 7 8 9-------999 etc LOL

Now you get nothing because they know your only faking it for the benefit of 'Claims Direct' :D:D LOL

When using Php to test a condition with some data from a form is it possible to redirect automatically to another page depending on the condition. At the moment i am using a second form within the php for the redirection which is a bit rubbish because you need to use 2 buttons, one to submit your data and then another to continue to the next page. Cheers Paul

So what you gonna do with the car bud? just lock it away untill you get back? also keep your wits about you, the jerrrmans have never forgiven us for the kicking they got :D:D Paul

That must be the max power edition :D

You gonna have to measure the road bud from where the pig was sitting. And if you have to, dig up the 40 sign and move it a bit :D:D:D

Oh your too shy shy...hush hush eye to eye.

I could quite go for a threesome with her and Madonna. She would be the sweet cute one and Madonna would be a real dirty shag i reckon. I could just imagine Avril on the bed then Madonna comes over and starts to..........oopps I better stop there, imagination is working overtime :D:D Paul

Bwahahahah hey chris where are you bud, come join our jovial japes its great :D

Wheres chris C I hear you say I know you thought that he was gay But think again my forum chums He's not just into blokies bums He's signed up to this dodgy site And trawls the adverts every night Then off he goes across the land With pack of 3 and knob in hand Now these game girls arn't always nice Even Duffer would STOP..THINK TWICE Cos some are fat and some are thin And some have hairs upon their chin So when you see him come to town Doors are locked and blinds are down Turn out the lights and hope he'll pass He might be here to shag your lass.

Bwahahahah what a bunch of homs I suppose a few terrabytes of hardcore filth would be frowned upon too :nana2:

yeah if "if's and but's" were pound notes I would be a millionaire

hello bud good to see you again.

The law is a total sh1t. Why dont we all just step infront of slow moving cars and live off the thousands of pounds compensation that all the second rate solicitors are fighting to get you these days. Thats what this country is coming to. The road is for CARS you pay enough taxes for them. If someone steps infront of a car that is driving legally then TOUGH SH!T. I just hope that next time him and the cop who charged you step in front of a ten ton truck.

Great news mate. Didnt you say you would be carrying mac to the lake when your leg was sorted, just as well for him we are not at Billing this year eh ;) :):) Paul

remember the old rhyme when it comes to zeds.......... If it aint white.. It looks like sh1te... :d:d:d

Well Macs is UK and its gonna be the fastest so you got 2 out of 3 right :D:D Paul

No meddling with the pics in paint shop yet, I am supprised :D:D Paul

hey leopold if i dress up as ginger spice and wiggle my arse at ya will you paint the stonechips on my bumper :D:D

its about 30 miles so fill the tank up :D:D

The meet isnt at fookin christmas you muppet :D:D and macmanu remember you want to be at the services on the southbound side of the A1, its not clear by the signs so it would be an easy mistake to make. I will meet you first if you want. Paul

Take the A69 East to the land of culture and fine ales and you will fiind a few over here. :D Paul

So I dont need to bring the tow rope on Sunday then Mac? ;):D:D

The scoob is the XR3i of today, every kappa wearing muppet has one. The magazines are only interested in sales figures not quality of content. :( Paul