Craig David

Ask in the advice forum - you'll get loads of help! :hyper: Dunno meself as I'm a cluless tvvat!

I drove a TT then bought an NA. Horses for courses and all that. I test motorbikes for a living too - some of them are waaay faster than a TT Z.

MMMmmmmmm... whores! :hyper:

So whos left in? Who will win? I think that Antony is a puff and in denial. But I don't watch it! Never!

"Never a drink without a whore" That's what me mate says anyway!

Stop Press: Mercozie (?sp) out! Lots of booing! (I hate the show but i like the booing!)

Are the standard brakes really that bad? Mine seem fine? Am I a driving like a wuss? Or are most brake set ups on Zs suffering from age / abuse? Those Skyline ones sure look awesome though! My mate who DOES drive fast (matches me on a Honda SP-2 in a diesel Skoda!) says big brakes are the best performance upgrade of all!

I thought slamming your brakes on was always ok and it's the person behind that gets done if they pile into you? After all, you could have seen a hazard ahead...?

FPMSL! Tops only, no fingers! :nono: :rofl: :rofl:

Wish I could but been away from the house too much working in the last few weeks - got too much home / family b0ll0x to do. Gutting. And your S13 would probably hammer me anyway Shrimpy!

But I dunno if I want to get married :cry: ... I planned to have a promiscuous 30s and shag loads of fit birds. Then maybe when I'm 40 marry a 25-year-old stunner. Oh well, at least if we get married and have kids and they're girls I can touch them up in the shower once they get tits.... some consolation I guess! You know I'm joking! ;) :duffer:

FPMSL! No, me and the g/f are getting married, not Kinga tha Minga! (or do you know her and that's what you meant? :rofl: )

Didn't that German woman on Top Gear do a 10.08 in a Transit ? :bow: Not knocking your time - I'd be rubbish!

I shouted through to the g/f who is watching in the other room too (she's writing out wedding invitations too :shock: :cry: ) Ah well.... :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

And then the peacock bit me on the nose.

Kinga tha minger (apparently)

I see - a couple more glasses and I'll be there! and I hope Mercozie (?spelling) wins cos I'd like to bone her. :nana2: :nono: :nono:

:duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :hyper: :hyper: :nana2:

I'd say it's stale fuel too. Empty the tank but also drain the carburettor - ther'll be a small screw on the bottom with a pipe coming down from next to it. With the fuel tap off, loosen that screww, fuel flows out, then tighten it. Re-fill the empty tank with fresh fuel. If the carb's gummed up a good squirt of carb cleaner (aerosol from car accessory shop) into the air intake with the bike running may help clean it and it's easier than taking the carb to bits.

Watch Big Brother? I'd rather be beaten to death with an iron bar. Twice. Let's get whoring!

Come on lads, where's all the p1ss heads? I don't want to have to go and watch Big Brother!

Bit of a hijack but here goes... Went on a stag weeknd last week at Bredbury Hall, Stockport (big palace of pissheads), with a loads of Welsh guys. I arrived late and was told I only had two choices of who to share a room with: Steve (who I know) and that'd be in a double bed! He's been to prison for several (violent) offences and is a big, horny bloke. Not good. The other choice was a guy no-one kew but was called 'TJ Bummer' and that would be two single beds. I picked the rom with with TJ bummer. He was a hairy welsh giant of a man. When I introduced myself and he said "Hi there, I'm TJ but you can call me 'The bear' or 'The bummer'"! Obviously I was nervous at this stage!... It turned out he was a top bloke. When I nipped back to the room at 3am to get more fags he was nailing some bird and just shouted "You alright Tim, you having a good time?" - what a top bloke (and he didn't try and bum me). My favourite story I heard was from another bloke on the stag weekend who I know.... He'd been travelling abroad and was staying at his parents house after he got back. They were out and he met some bird in a club and took her home and was shagging her up the 4rse in his parents bed. He has a big c0ck (allegedly) and somehow broke her 4rse. He packer her off to hospital but there was blood and sh1t all over his parents bed. He took the sheets off to clean but it had soaked through to the mattress too! He had to tell his parents... He said.. I'm sorry, while you were out the dog had an accident on your bed. They weren't happy.... He got back from work the next day and they'd had the dog put down... they'd had it 15 years!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry to go on - there were loads more funny tales that weekend!

Don't think I can post an attachment as I haven't paid up my membership :nelson: Sorry - feel a bit "all take, no give now" (the Mrs can conform that's me!)

Adam R? He was one funny guy! Although i think he drunk all of someone's booze and was in the doghouse for that! :nelson:

He he, just starting now.... been away working for a week, the Mrs is watching the four hour Big Brother final so I could do to let off some steam. :duffer: