Elmo

Lol............. i'm Shy........... :tongue:

Ok but don't laugh........... i fell 7ft and broke both my heels 2 months ago.. And i was sober... Maybe it would have been better if i had been :duffer: Oh and if anyone is missing a bit of Meccano.. i have it... LOL

You big girls blouse........ tell the truth your Lass won't let you out................ :slap: At least i have a proper excuse for staying in............ i can't walk...... :dance:

:hyper: Just don't go blowing in your lasses ear.......... :slap: Doh ! sorry bud just read your other post.... well at least thats two things you have blew out this week ... :bow:

Yeah don't drink as much.....lol

Happy Birthday bud... hope you have a good one or two..... :duffer:

(Quote) squirt....squirt........the spray is fooked and it squirted me in the eye, mouth, and fookin ear (oh and a little bit on my neck, where it was directed lol) Lol Did ur lass get your perfume at Netto :slap: Good job it wasn't ur stella :duffer:

Good to hear from you bud....Hope you have a good one :duffer:

PMSL.. only 460.. couldnt concentrate for laughing....... :wack:

bwahahahaha absolute quality :dance:

It was the whole site... but now its working fine.... Missed the item i was bidding on though............... :cry:

I only went in the shop for a newspaper.. :cry:

First time i have seen this and it's turning out to be quite an interesting film :smash:

Starting to get withdrawl symptons.... anyone got anything for sale ? lol

Hi bud, Cheers for the link.... see ur cheeky as ever.. lol :slap:

Cheers... still not playing here.. :cry:

Anyone having problems logging into e bay ? Been trying over an hour and still no luck .. bloody typical when your bidding on something.. :wack:

Another mind numbing BBC rip off program..... mind you the sugababes look good :wack:

I guess they have just discovered Blue Peter on TV...... Total madness :shock:

Bwahaha..... thats what happened to the Church Organ :wack:

Cheers.... i broke both my heels about 5 weeks ago after falling about 7 feet... unable to walk for at least 3 month.... Doh !! Good news is my new exhaust for Z has just arrived... :nana2:

Cheers Steve.....out of hospital but no beers for me for a while... i dont fancy taking the wheelchair out to the pubs as i cannot get up the kerbs yet... and thats sober lol

Have seen this car and despite its not everyones taste you can't help but admire the quality and amount of work that has gone into it..... If i remember right it has supra back lights....

Mr C...Hope your not getting mixed up with the Mo's.... :shock: .. It's not the Horrid Short blonde haired one....... Not that i watch it... cough cough... lol :nana2:

Vicky Butler Henderson for Me.... Must be a short tongue fetish thing :tongue: Or even better..... Little Mo