CarlZ

fill the tank up with juice, then piss the rest up :rofl:

first of all i thought Gary Liniker was in it then i thought they where singing "Talking to nerds"?

think yourself lucky its a japanese engine and not a Ford, if it was it would have long perished

what fooks me off, everywhere you go people talk about football, nothing else interesting in their life. You go to the pub when its on TV to get away from it, fook me its on in the pub arrrr! Then for the next hour the commentators talk about the game you've just had to watch or listen to and then practically show the whole match again in replays, then every coont in the pub starts talking about it and games from the previous week ffs. They have banned smoking in the pub they should ban football to as its an infringement on us who dont like it as smoking is to those who dont like smoking!! Im going for a shit.

no you aint he's a w@nker, only thing he's good at is crossing the ball, he made his money through being a house hold name due to the press, and marrying her he was no one untill he met her

bunch of over paid prima donna's. Its not a game anymore its a business as usual greed has got in and fooked an already shit game up. Coonts like Beckham piss me off, who the fook does he think he is? he's a footballer ffs not a fasion icon, but the press has a lot to do with that.

and womens farts

marigolds do :rofl:

this week was the global warming period next week is the new ice age period :D

I agree with that. I remember watching a program a few ywaes ago, cant for the life of me remember what it was called or about, but i remember a guy had a totally standard Astra GTE he wanted to sell, people came to view the car but no one bought it so he took it to a Vauxhall dealer who did buy it off him at a very good price, they bought it as a centre piece as they had'nt had one in the show room for years, and the only reason they bought it was because it was low mileage and standard

This is true, not only is grenwhich but Stratford in East london too, i go through Stratford everyday and work has already started on the proposed site, all the overhead power cables are being put under ground, there is a massive construction site right next to the station, the docklands light railway is having a new terminal built as we speak, we are losing one of our Train staibling yards (Thornton Fields) at Stratford and the Rail Freight Depot has or is going too, of which compensation has to be paid to the Rail companies and Network Rail, plus all the derolict factories in the area are to be pulled down and apartments to be built in their place. I personally couldnt of given a toss if we had the olypics or not, my council tax wouldnt of gone up to pay for it, we dont win fook all anyway the only winners are going to be the government, they will earn Billions out of it and the people that buy the appartments to sell or rent out while they are on.

happy birthday bud :duffer: :duffer:

235 on the front are better than the 245 tyre if your going to run the car up the strip, narrower the non driving tyres are the better

same as im running.

Feeder-Buck Rogers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoGPOcw5FI4 Manic Street Preachers-From Despair to where http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pcb0sOZTnQ

Lynyrd Skynyrd-Sweet Home Alabama T Rex-20th Century Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4OZ6Gs-5vc Led Zepplin- Nobody's Fault But Mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ZDOqStufI Black Sabbath-Sabbath Bloody Sabbath http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uReAUILc1w D.B. Boulevard-Point Of View http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn4t2Up_MNw Fleetwood Mac-Go your own way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lQPpK-BpB0 Beach Boys-Good vibrations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnG7eei9fEA

stick with the zed at least you know how much it costs to run, i think the zed gets more looks anyway and looks better. At the end of the day its a bmw, no one takes any notice of them any more, bm's are everywhere unlike the zed. Plus keeping the zed you could then have marmalade on your toast :rofl:

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happy birthday, boys all the best to you all :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

lol so its not just our politisions that get up to the kinky stuff

Happy birthday mate hope its a good un :duffer: :duffer:

or order 1 of the zed model kits off ebay then you can build your own while yours is away

thats a nice surprise, nice one, hang on a minute tho you dont think they are trying to get you out the way for a while do you? hmmm only kidding thats a nice gesture im lucky to get a happy birthday off my kids let alone a card good on ya is there any zed clubs over there you can get in touch with?

:rofl: :rofl: o yeah lol