Everything posted by CarlZ
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New Toy 750 BHP
you must have the V8's in it? Whats wrong with the gear box, did the guy say? Think i would leave it alone if you got gearbox problems especially if it has the Twin Disc gearboxes they got hydraulic clutches, and work on oil pressure and if the pump in the gearbox has gone it gonna cost mega£££££'s
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Erratic idle??
read here click or do a search this subject has been covered many times. Good luck :)
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Chatup lines..who's used em
was talking to a bird once thought i was getting in there and i said to her "so what gets you into trouble then?" meaning what sort of things do you like doing. Her reply " Willies i got 4 kids" LOL Fook, what an excellent reply i thought
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Chatup lines..who's used em
How do you like you eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized :rofl:
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Chatup lines..who's used em
was always told if you make a woman laugh your in so i thought i try say something funny, so decided to go for it. " I couldnt help noticing what a lovely smile you have" the bird smilled and i thought, so far so good then i went and said it. " Your teeth are like stars, do they come out at night?" I got told to fook off. Only one i tried, so much for being funny.
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Chatup lines..who's used em
:rofl: :rofl: Keep em coming, i think its so funny what us blokes will say or do to try and pull a bird
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Chatup lines..who's used em
Come on admit it. You've all used them, spill the beans what have you used then.
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On-Line Poker
My mate plays it on line, he wins some he loses some, i cant play it myself i like the roulette, i know where i am with that. Im off to the Casino tonight.
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Why do diesel engines become smokey with age?
I thought my days of getting my hands shitted up with greese where well and truly over apart from general maintanence, then i bought a zed :headvswal :rofl: but i wouldnt be without it, with all their problems, only trouble is when it goes wrong i know what got to be done and whats involed then think ffs, sometimes ignorence is bliss :rofl:
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mean machine's zed
yep its the signature front bumper sold by Whif bits click
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How filthy are you in the sack?
you should try it, it feels like you want a dump, and the weirdest feeling when its let down :rofl: and i said now thats what i call a fart :rofl: :rofl:
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How filthy are you in the sack?
no but i had 1 put a ballon up my arse and try to blow it up
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New Toy 750 BHP
move closer to the coast then :rofl: :rofl:
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Why do diesel engines become smokey with age?
I saw the light :rofl: and went onto building dragster engines and repairing customers American cars for a firm that used to be in Canvey, only because i was into the yanks at the time and owned a Dodge Charger and used to get my spares off the guy. Head gasket went he said i could fix it in his workshop, then offered me a job, before packing it in altogether, except you never really pack it in. I done my apprenticship at UMBH coaches that used to be at the top of pier hill in Southend.
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car names please...!
:rofl: :rofl: And the Merc Idontneedtocozi'melite
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How filthy are you in the sack?
No sod that, hit 'em hard right up to the back wheels i like to bang like a bog door on a windy night. Im up for anything in the sack as long as its with a woman and i've done more or less everything in the past with some of the sorts i've met, you would think butter wouldnt melt in their mouth, but get 'em in the sack and they are like wild animals, unleashing their wild animal passions on me :rofl: :rofl: just the way it should be :)
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New Toy 750 BHP
A Sunseeker :dance: looks like an early portofino? you lucky fooker. Must be diesel if its got the caterpillars, 40knots? Those or a Scarab are the ones to have, always said if i got another boat it would be a sports cruiser other than a ski boat and it would be one or the other of those makes, just need 6 numbers to come up first lol. At least the Sunseeker is British think they are built in Poole. They gotta do a survey on it? Good luck john hope you get it.
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Happy Birthday Sideshowbob
Happt birthday mate have a good day :duffer:
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Happy Birthday Slowhand
Happy Birthday fella hope its a good one :duffer:
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new south east reo wanted
A larger quaterly meet sounds a good idea, your never gonna please all the ppl all the time but i'm up for it. Would like to see the summer beach party get off the ground tho :)
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new south east reo wanted
I'll third Neil taking the job as well. I would of gone for it but as a shift worker and quite often work weekends and odd hours i wouldnt get the time to devote to it, think Neil would be better. Good luck Neil
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Wingswest or Bomex
There isnt a lot to choose between the two, they are both pretty similar, apart from the Bomex has the scoops in the side. I would proberbly go for the Bomex only because the Wingswest bumper is a bit more common Imo as most have said they would have the Wingswest i like to be a bit different and individual, but thats just me.
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This is so Frustrating!!!!
you can get a tail gate skin that replaces the rear spoiler to give the smooth look from the zcentreclick you can get most of the parts you want from the z centre. Difficult to suggest anyone to fit it for you if you dont know where you will be picking the car up from, maybe it will come in at Tilbury? Have you looked in the for sale section on here for cars for sale
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This is so Frustrating!!!!
why dont you just buy one with the spoiler and take it off, thats all everyone else does who dosnt have a spoiler Edit.. beaten to it
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Why do diesel engines become smokey with age?
Good question as they both invented similar engines, maybe they use Diesels design as it could be more efficient