Everything posted by CarlZ
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wives of today....
yep proberbly let em bring it on :rofl: :rofl: only reason we let em drive a zed is so they dont moan or nagg, another couple four letter words :rofl: :rofl:
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How mad and stupid is this?????
Fook all fun about it im a train driver and had surfers also seen what happends when they fall and go under the wheels, or burst into flames on the roof when 25,000 volts zaps em Brainless pricks wanna kill themselves they should do it somewhere else, how many of you think its fun but ever think of the train driver if he runs someone over, how it could finish a blokes career, the counciling he has to have the enquireries and inquest he has to attend where everyone is assuming its the drivers fault? I know coz ive hit someone at 100mph you cant steer out the way or stop, it take half a mile, 500 tonne at 100mph makes a pretty good mess of the human body as it goes under and smashes up, and its a sound and sight you dont forget, Sorry if i sound a kill joy but i seen it to many times :nono: Anyway been on that train thats the ICE Train (inter city express) capable of speeds of 300kph, very luxurious too
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Whose the best Doctor Who?
Billy piper is a moose she looks like she's been smacked in the face by the tardis door :rofl: :rofl:
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wives of today....
its your fooking job to wash, iron, dust, cook, fook, w@nk so stop moaning and get on with it, you notice there is two extra four letter words in there that are compolsery when ever we want 1! :rofl: :rofl:
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The Zed Rad
they are but are just about efficient enough in cooling the engine, thats why an after market rad like the Kayo have a slightly thicker core for more water capacity, so better cooling
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most embarrassing moment
yep got the music, now cant get the bloody song out my head :rofl: :headvswal
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Whose the best Doctor Who?
lets get politicaly correct here now the next doctor will be doctor patel!!
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FAO vinz
guess it must bring back memories huh vinz :rofl: :rofl:
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FAO vinz
he is the king of bling tho
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FAO vinz
dedicated to you and some of them old sorts that you kindly shared with us your experiences with :rofl: :rofl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXaHWxc5jDY
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not to be tryed by women
hope you got the all clear from the clinic now tho ;)
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omg i think this is soo funny
thats fooking top quality, most inteligent thing the mans ever said
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Hellraiser's New Look
and as long as we have our roll neck jumpers on we will be invincible :rofl: :rofl:
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wheres dildo
i thought that was him in the box :rofl: :rofl:
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Hellraiser's New Look
all will be forgiven by xmas good will to all men and all that b0ll0x you can help him ferry the old folk around bournemouth for their tinsel and turkey dances, they all attend every year :rofl:
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most embarrassing moment
dont tell me thats your screen saver vinz :rofl: :rofl:
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Hellraiser's New Look
its got to be number 2
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Southend Rule
they needed that big time :hyper:
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Best Bond
im not fussy tetley is just as nice with a digestive
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Whose the best Doctor Who?
you didnt mention peter cusion in the films
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Whose the best Doctor Who?
john pertwee no question and he came on after cat weasel
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southend and man u
Originally Posted by yamr6 10 Mins To Go Before I Shoot My Load Woohoo i should be so lucky
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southend and man u
yes its rather unique but he can take a length once packed out
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southend and man u
:shock: oops me and my big gob. slap me :slap:
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southend and man u
and duffy your gonna have to do your pelvic floor excesises im not packing you out with a pound of sausages anymore :rofl: :rofl: