CarlZ

we aint got pics love we got home movies ;) :rofl:

pictures im keeping out of this ;)

My bitches are off again :slap:

she means "tryed" instead of tried i put a y instead of an i fook knows how i did that these poxy keys got mind of their own or i just cant spell lol neither can andy then :rofl:

Originally Posted by andyduff No I mean I'm gay and would like to meet you : he aint gay but his boyfriend is :rofl: :rofl:

one for karl i think

come on the shrimps, gotta support the town i grew up in :hyper:

andy duff the man to see he in your manor, nothin he dont know about zeds :)

try cleaning the yellow temp sender for the ecu on the top alloy water pipe going into the engine, its the left connector, take connector off it prob coated in the dreaded green shit, if this is corroded it will give the ecu a wrong reading, usually does the trick

good luck ;)

what you expect from stan collymore he ex southend boy lol

if it was it was a tradgedy :rofl: :rofl:

try these http://www.sumopower.com/

yep its funny when it crumbles on impact :rofl:

nope cant say i did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp16UNojm9s&mode=related&search= :rofl: :rofl:

cant beat em.......well you can with a wooden leg, they quite like it :rofl:

must of never known crabs to eat wood :rofl: but i had a right fookin itchy arse after too as well as splinters then found out they like dark damp places :rofl: :rofl:

trousers round his ankles, :rofl: :rofl: that is the funiest sentence can picture it

i think i know one of them she thought she had crabs untill i went to have a leg over and her wooden leg fell off :rofl:

its an aphid not a termite, termites dont have eyes unless its the winged veriaty the 1 in the pic has eyes and no wings Aphids, or plant lice, are small, soft-bodied, pear shaped insects which are commonly found on nearly all indoor and outdoor plants, as well as vegetables, field crops, and fruit trees. There are hundreds of different species of aphids. Some of them feed only one host plant, while others will feed on many other plants. Most aphids are about 1/10 inch long, and athough most of them are green or black, they may be gray, brown, pink, red, yellow, or lavender. A characteristic common to all aphids is the presence of two tubes, called cornicles, on the back ends of their bodies, sort of like "tailpipes". The cornicles secrete substances that help protect them from predators. In some species the tubes are quite long, while in others they are very short and difficult to see.

too true that man

thought of a trip to the sperm doners clinic then? they will be happy to give you a hand to cheer yourself up :rofl:

not to mention when they all shit themselves and cry at the same time :rofl:

and a snorkel as best done under water :rofl: