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spotted it on the wall this morning at work....

got camera out on macro (as you do) and took pic.

its fookin tiny - just looked like a little dot moving on the wall

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looks like a termite?

just found a pic

its a termite you got problems mate or rather your work has !!

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could it have come in from outside through the open window???

Some sort of hymenoptera (ant / termite thing) - but I wouldn't worry - there's loads and very few will eat your building!

Looks like the other halfs cooking.. LOL :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

Giant pubic lice? LOL

Si i wonder what had happend to mine !!!

its an aphid not a termite, termites dont have eyes unless its the winged veriaty the 1 in the pic has eyes and no wings

 

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Aphids, or plant lice, are small, soft-bodied, pear shaped insects which are commonly found on nearly all indoor and outdoor plants, as well as vegetables, field crops, and fruit trees. There are hundreds of different species of aphids. Some of them feed only one host plant, while others will feed on many other plants. Most aphids are about 1/10 inch long, and athough most of them are green or black, they may be gray, brown, pink, red, yellow, or lavender. A characteristic common to all aphids is the presence of two tubes, called cornicles, on the back ends of their bodies, sort of like "tailpipes". The cornicles secrete substances that help protect them from predators. In some species the tubes are quite long, while in others they are very short and difficult to see.

i know a couple of northern girls that had this problem. they reckon prescription cream and a week of fem fresh works wonders bud. hope this helps.

i know a couple of northern girls that had this problem. they reckon prescription cream and a week of fem fresh works wonders bud. hope this helps.

 

i think i know one of them she thought she had crabs untill i went to have a leg over and her wooden leg fell off :rofl:

thats her, dirty sl*t. :rofl: :rofl:

i think i know one of them she thought she had crabs untill i went to have a leg over and her wooden leg fell off :rofl:

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did her wooden leg have termite infestation for it to fall off! :hurl:

:rofl:

 

did her wooden leg have termite infestation for it to fall off! :hurl:

 

must of never known crabs to eat wood :rofl: but i had a right fookin itchy arse after too as well as splinters then found out they like dark damp places :rofl: :rofl:

good ole northern birds lol

good ole northern birds lol

 

cant beat em.......well you can with a wooden leg, they quite like it :rofl:

infested ones :rofl:

infested ones :rofl:

 

yep its funny when it crumbles on impact :rofl:

:rofl: pmsl.

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pmsl - :rofl:

 

Cheers

You been shaggin a northern bird Jay? Maybe it crawled out of your trouser leg? :rofl:

You been shaggin a northern bird Jay? Maybe it crawled out of your trouser leg? :rofl:

no that was the maggot your thinking of duffy . sorry lol

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