Slowhand

Happy Birthday ole chap :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

That`s very close to mine , bud , so I`m guessing you`re paying for 8Mb as well ?

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Sky finally managed to get my new connection sorted . Went live last night and these are my speeds at about 2pm today :

Got the blighters !

Thanks , Bamber , I`ll try to decipher what you typed into English :D

Look what some chav parked next to my car yesterday ;) Unfortunately , having signed up to Photobucket , when I click " browse " on here , I can`t find the fooker , I is fick , :confused: ps : pics are the fifth post down from this !

Thanks , chaps :)

I`ve taken some pics on my new cam , but they`re too big to upload on here . Any advice on how to reduce them ? Ta :D

Just seen this :slap: Sooo : Happy Rest-of-Your-Birthday , Athene , Hun . Be young , be foolish , be happy :hyper: :hyper: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Maybe , until he hockled up and spat it out :hurl:

:rofl: :rofl: :bow:

`tis the bedward direction I`ll be taking , to be sure , for in the morning I`ll be giving up the drink again , a daily ritual that I stick to daily ( in a ritualistic way ) Bye bye , be good to each other ;)

Dammit , you have me again , Dr David ! Is there no end to your deductive powers ? :confused:

Well I have to be up , argue among yourself `til I get back :rofl:

That`ll do for me lol

Nite nite , Bamber :p

:nono: ;)

Pomposity be thy name

Howay the Lads ! "Big" Sam only has to replace another four or so , and we`ll be chomping at the heels of those who are chomping at the heels of the top chompers of heels . Provided nobody whose heels are being chomped at decide to buy Michael Owen and Oberfami Martins to further protect their already over-protected nether foot regions . Have I made myself clear ? :p

I`ve also been in that situation at the other end of that road many times...thank fook for retracting mirrors , and a lack of a pump-action shotgun :p

There is a narrow road off my street where you can only safely pass oncoming traffic at one point . If you are driving up the road , you have the right of way . There are no parked cars on your side , but give way to one car , the rest will follow ! This evening , I was going the other way , and could see that someone , with the right of way ( ie all the parked cars were on my side ) had let somebody through . So I stopped halfway round a parked car and indicated right , ie I was letting someone through from the bottom end of this narrow road . About ten cars drove straight past me at about three second intervals without a thought that I was trying to let the " gentleman " who had let the first one through . Cheeky , arrogant , asocial bastads . :headvswal

And me :rofl: :rofl: