Do you close the curtains and ignore the kids or buy sweets and get in the spirit?? ;)

Edited October 31, 200817 yr by KIM

Daughter has got an costume to wear, so has the baby. They have even got the dog something to wear ffs.

Big tub of sweets waiting by the front door. Why did we get a 3 storey house:headvswal:headvswal:headvswal will be fooked later with all the bloody stairs :D

My dog normally gets rid of them! lol I'm out tonight thank god so don't have to bother with the doorbell going

Hopefully, I'll be in the pub ... or at this rate still at work ...

My wife takes the kids out on the rounds so i'm left to dish out the goodies, i find it a pain in the ass to be honest but you can't expect your own kids to go out and not give something to the other kids.

Its actually my daughter Emma's favorite time of year but she's a bit morbid lol, she's dressed as Wednesday from the Adams family and carrying a skull with her.

most of te kids round my ware are all arseholes so they get fook all

most of te kids round my ware are all arseholes so they get fook all

So you'l be needing a Glazier tomorrow then Al. :D

I've had one kid at the door so far, all the more for me then!;)

Ive had about 20 lots...busy this year.

2 gangs of witches so far here and a bucket of sweets left:shock: must be the credit crunch affecting witches:rofl:

The one i had wasn't even dressed up lol. Unless he was dressed as an Asda shopper.

im tying the gate shut lol

zero here so far and 1 massive bowl full of chocs :D :D

zero here so far and 1 massive bowl full of chocs :D :D

 

:rofl::rofl: my daughter just brought me a load of sweets back..the office desk looks like a sweet shop counter:D

Get well in the spirit..... Abi is out with her Cousin and we'vbe dressed up little Paige as a Spider... she's giving out all the sweets....in between eating them....lol only had 2 lots round so far.........

Im sending the vampire out to gather some more goodies.... christmas stocking fillers :rofl: :rofl:

 

I'm going to wait til after 19:30 then i having some beers.

What happened to peanuts or monkey nuts they were called up this way, thats what we used to get for halloween, i love them but no-one buys them anymore.

Im sending the vampire out to gather some more goodies.... christmas stocking fillers :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

hope she doesnt cut her hair to suit lol

I'm going to wait til after 19:30 then i having some beers.

What happened to peanuts or monkey nuts they were called up this way, thats what we used to get for halloween, i love them but no-one buys them anymore.

 

when i was a kid ime sure this was duck apple night...just a shame my mam made me do it in a hot chip pan

when i was a kid ime sure this was duck apple night...just a shame my mam made me do it in a hot chip pan

 

Yeah, i told my kids we used to duck (dook) for apples and they just looked at me as if i was making it up.

I ignore them and turn the TV up nice and load - and yes i am a miserable tw@t :rofl: :rofl:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:

 

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

 

 

 

 

 

AND the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex - YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD :D :D :D

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:

 

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

 

 

 

 

 

AND the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex - YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD :D :D :D

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:

 

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

 

 

 

 

 

AND the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex - YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD :D :D :D

Are they your principles Athene hahaha :rofl:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:

 

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

 

 

 

 

 

AND the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex - YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD :D :D :D

 

Brilliant:p

 

Back to the question, though; only one "knock" all evening and I was in the bath (and Julia wasn;t home) so I couldn't answer the door.

 

They are mostly small children around here and (whilst out with a parent) tend only to knock at the doors of people whom they know. My neighbours all know I'm a miserable git so there.....:mac1:

 

Richard:cool:

my orrible neighbours know if they annoy me (filthy little fookin pervert), that i will answer the door with a bottle of zippo fuel and as i squirt it over him, there will be a que of people waiting to light the fooker