i took my angle grinder back as it burnt out after just 6 discs use....the thing smoked like a bugger and almost went up in flames...so packed it up and went back to get a replacement..the guy in the warehouse says we have to test it before doing a swap...i said on your head be it as its ready to go up in flames...anyways he nods sagely and off he goes to the test bench i hear him plug it in and go for a spin...5 secs later loads of smoke and yep the store fire alarm is triggered so we and 100 other people have to evacuate the store :headvswal....took almost 1 hour to get a blooming swap done :wack:

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Women goes to BQ and buys a wall mirror

While paying Cashier says "do you want a screw for that"

Woman replies "No but I will suck your C**k for a lawn mower"

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Lmao !!!!

This will make you laugh, a friend of mine used to co-ordinate a B&Q call centre which catered for enquires about products bought from them.

 

Some of the queries were hilarious and they were all recorded. This particular example, an old guy calls up, bit dithering on the phone and says he's bought a hedge trimmer but can't find the electric lead. He's at a lost cause. After a lot of ‘over the phone testing’, the old chap eventually reads over the product key for it, only for the phone operator to discover that what this chap has actually bought is infact a petrol powered hedge trimmer. Even after this is discovered, the old man insists there's a fault with it and wishes for them to send it back to have an electric lead fitted. Was absolutely hilarious to listen to as he just couldn't grasp what he'd bought and what he should have bought.

In every group of friends there's always one that is a little slower than the rest and is always the brunt of the banter.

 

We had a friend called Terry he wasn't in the queue when they were dishing out common sense. He used to work in B&Q, so we would go in there now and again with other mates that he didn't know and get them to go ask for stupid non existant items like tartan paint, skirting board ladders, rubber nails, glass hammers etc etc. it was just hilarious watching them from round the ailse as Terry would take our friend over to the paint section and start looking around for the tartan paint's.

 

He's a top bloke old Terry, been a friend of mine for over 20 years, wouldn't change him for the world, but the stories that involve him just go on and on, if it wasn't for him, when meeting up with the old crowd we'd have nothing to talk about.

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lol an enjoyable read :rofl: :rofl:

thats mint!:rofl::rofl:

 

dan.

Last time I was in B&Q, the old guy doing the meet n' greet bit asked me if I wanted decking.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so I punched him in the face before he could make any more threats.