Its just hit me, with the help of Vodka and RedBull and smokies - I've sold my Zed

 

Its sat in my garage looking like the bitch of a car it is - menacing, evil and unique.

 

Andy - you look after her for me wont you mate... please :/

 

Hmmmm.

 

F***ing Skylines eh.. dont fill the void let me tell you all.

 

LMFAO!!!!!!

 

cool! we havnt had a thread like this for at least oooh, id say a week maybee!!!!

 

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I feel the need, the need for speed!

 

Originally posted by TopSquads:

Where did the 'Modded' Cavalier GSi fit into your selection then Lukester?

 

Just curious at where you went up then down then up again....

 

Matty.

 

Its all about money matty.

 

The reason being after the loss of a big purchase i found that we didnt get anywhere near as much money back as we should have (me and my brother) and with a rather large loan to pay off- a cheaper alternative was necessary.

Once the money was paid off i went out to buy another decent jap motor.

If u want to know why i didnt tell you about this when i came to see your car all that time ago- i didnt think you would find it particulary inviting if i told you my car history and what had happened.

Ps. Are you having a dig at me

 

LUKE DUKE

 

 

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Nelson MainFella:

SHIT - apologies !!

 

I appear to have got confused - I thought Zedsters response was to my post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

:};}

 

 

LOL no worries dude!

 

 

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Originally posted by Clarkey:

Skyline GSi mate? LMFAO!!!!!

 

park it at your house every night then do you?

 

Skyline gsi............hmmmmm about as acurate as the rest of the crap you put on here

 

Tosser

 

 

Clarkey you are a little brat and you constanly put your foot in it and PISS people off.

 

PROBABLY WHY EVERYONE HAS BLOCKED YOU FROM MSN (including me)

 

Fine you dont own or drive a car let alone a zed and this would not matter if you wernt such a dickhead all the time.

 

Yeah ive agreed with you on 1 or 2 things before but 9 times out of 10 you simply just get on peoples nerves and loads of the shit that has kicked off on here has been down to something stupid that you have written ie you "CRAIG AND NICO THE FORUM IS OFFICIALLY CRAP" post went down a treat didnt it, especially with scoops who may i add is a top bloke! Also id like you to say that comment to craig or nicos face.

 

I dont care if i have offended you if that is what your attitude is gonna be like.

 

Oh and another thing, why are you so obsessed with the fact you can fit more people in the back of a skyline? I know KIDS should sit in the back but is it because the bucket seats in the back of a zed dont accomodate a booster/chils seat very well?

HMmmmmmmmm who knows!

 

Anyway lets leave it at that

 

You keep out of my way ill keep out of yours.

 

Fair enough? Dont answer that actually just Do it!

 

LUKE DUKE

 

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Originally posted by zedster:

Are you Having a dig at me?

 

Should know me better than Dukester......

 

I was just wondering where in the grand scale of things the GSi fitted.......

 

No more........No less.......

 

Matty.

 

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you call this staying out of my way????

 

nuff said!

Shuttup

AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FFS!

Look what you're doing to Senna!

ZOIKS!!!!

 

 

Sorry glen me old cockney sparra!

 

I'll stop now i promise!

 

LUKE DUKESTER

 

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Senna...Forget the skyline....Buy a SUPRAT!!

Yeah pretty cool car too!

 

One of my choices if i didnt have a zed!

 

 

LUKE DUKE

 

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Despite it's silly insurance bracket, the Lotus Esprit Turbo and Turbo V8 (if you can afford one) are lovely cars..

 

I thought that stood for

Loads Of Trouble Ususally Serious

Simon H has just bought a white 77 (i think) esprit.

 

He thinks he James Pond he does.

 

Now isn't that the one which either got launched off a jetty to sink like a stone, swim like a fish and then drive up the beach or the one which had a "burglar protected" sticker and blew up in the face of the bad guy who pistol whipped the quarter light in (I think) For Your Eyes Only?

Iwarned you if you kept bickering that i would tell you another episode from my life, well heres another piece of my life.

 

So, there I was, the luckiest man alive, I had pulled the most beautiful woman for miles, as she walked down the High Street in the Summer men swooned and women spat, she was a Goddess, so having pulled this girl I was taken home to meet her Father, he was a gruff old buffer with gout in his right leg, after introductions and small little talk I was eager to whisk this Goddess away and violate every orifice she possesed. So, as we made our goodbyes, the old buffer asks if I wouldn't mind taking the Bentley as although he had only just taken delivery, his gout was bad and 'she needs a run out' I thought for a while but agreed as I had never had sex in a Bentley and this would be as good a time as any, his Bentley was less than 3 months old.

 

So away we went, to the little party, she wore a cat suit, that was it, nothing else, just a cat suit with full camel toe detailing.

 

I had planned very carefully and knew just the spot for our athletics, the Bentley was a real bonus.

 

So I drove into this graveyard in the middle of fucking nowhere, no houses for miles around.

 

Why? you might ask, the answer was simple, this beauty was a screamer, a simple kiss on a nipple brought forth the sound of a train entering a tunnel and it just got louder from there on in, so to speak.

 

I judged my prowess on the extent of deafness I suffered during the days following our encounters, I blame my present tinnitus in my left ear to our encounters.

 

I also liked the idea in my mind of her 'waking the dead' so they graveyard was just right, I drove into the 'yard with the lights out as it was a full moon.

 

The place was deserted, so down to business, the seats on this Bentley went right back and formed a full leather bed, damnit there were even a couple of soft cushions, the screaming commenced, I had found that oral sex was the only relief from the agony my poor ears sustained but even then the Goddess would come up for air and make some quite extraordinary gurgling noises, so we had got to this stage and posturing (as all us men do) with the member in a threatening manner I took a shufty out the window of the now fairly steamed up windows, through the haze I saw something that at first was just a trick of the light but I realised that from out of the graves and from behind gravestones figures were emerging, loads of them and they were heading towrds the car, I swear my member became the size of a shrivelled cashew nut in her hand, the Goddess realised something was wrong and sat up and she saw them too, she started screaming (thats my ears fucked completely, I thought) and as I saw the flesh hanging from these cadavers I did the same, the creatures now moved more quickly and were approaching the car, I turned fumbled for the keys the Goddess is now totally fucking hysterical and screaming at full orgasmic crescendo but with the taint of fear in every decibel. With the keys found I'm about to start the car and one of the creatures knocks on the windows, the car falls silent, a chill runs down my spine that should have cracked every bone in it, I slowly and carefully turn my head to the right but before I complete this move, in the now stil and silent air there comes another sound, a mans voice, shaky and gravelly 'We were wondering if you are alright in there'

 

I now look to my right and there is a man with no shirt and a dozen people dotted around some women, naked.

 

We had parked up in the middle of a witches/warlocks supper party, when we turned up they had taken refuge behind the gravestones and then must have thought that I was killing the Goddess and decided that after I had killed her to come over and take a gander.

 

Ain't life rich.