It's appeared again.....

 

He still can't spell Ferrari yet. He's had 5 times to get that correct, not to mention the mysterious 480bhp from a seemingly standard engine....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-NISSAN-300-ZX-TWIN-TURBO-FARRARI-STYLING_W0QQitemZ330149394254QQihZ014QQcategoryZ18238QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

 

Some more bell ends with imaginary performance figures. Are there that many muppets that either believe this, or their mates...or whoever talks bollocks?

 

Another 500bhp Z from a Boost controller and pointless dump valve

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-NISSAN-300-ZX-Twin-Turbo_W0QQitemZ160139225115QQihZ006QQcategoryZ18238QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

 

Another 450bhp from a dump valve...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-NISSAN-300-ZX-TWIN-TURBO-BLACK-Manual_W0QQitemZ330148868721QQihZ014QQcategoryZ18238QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

I can see how they came about these figures, I bet their thought process went something along the following lines...

 

Filter = +25bhp

Zorst = +25bhp

BOVs = + 25bhp (even though they do sod all)

Chip = +25bhp

 

Mysteriously, ebay muppet now has an extra 100bhp added to his car! Now thinks he has a 400bhp car!

brians just gone out to graunch his round!

brians just gone out to graunch his round!

hey its a cheap mod thou :D

Think Si emailed the farrari (is that how its spelt??) seller before but,

Ive just mailed him to ask whats been done to give the power increase, Ill post his answer up if I get one

I e mailed the quad bov black 450bhp cars owner asking what mods it had to the engine and guess what.............................??????????????. Ive had no reply.perhaps he knows something we dont and doesnt want to share its tuning secrets. :rofl:

do you think the plate has been put on for a reason ? so everyone can have a DIG at it :rofl:

Think Si emailed the farrari (is that how its spelt??) seller before but,

Ive just mailed him to ask whats been done to give the power increase, Ill post his answer up if I get one

 

I did. It's had an engine rebuild and has a super chip. It's "fast as fook" Quote/unquote.

 

The bloke's a retard. I quizzed him about his Ferrari badges and asked him why and exactly what model in the Ferrari range a 300zx was supposed to resemble, He told me the following....

 

TO ANSWER YOUR SILLY QUESTION I'M IN THE MOTOR TRADE AND IF YOU NEW ALL YOUR FERRARI'S YOU SHOULD NO WITCH ONE IT LOOKED LIKE AS OTHER POEPLE IN THE MOTOR TRADE AT FIRST SITE COULD TELL WITCH FERRARI IT WAS.

 

I told him to get some glasses, get counselling and that he should know better being in the motor trade!

.....not to mention a return to English lessons.

 

is this guy nuts or what. what posesses a MOTOR TRADER of all people, to try and sell a zed, which looks bloody awful with FARRARI badges plastered all over it, as something it isnt. hes a lunatic. i know some car salesmen are good, but not that bloody good.

Originally Posted by tomc3281

TO ANSWER YOUR SILLY QUESTION I'M IN THE MOTOR TRADE AND IF YOU NEW ALL YOUR FERRARI'S YOU SHOULD NO WITCH ONE IT LOOKED LIKE AS OTHER POEPLE IN THE MOTOR TRADE AT FIRST SITE COULD TELL WITCH FERRARI IT WAS.

well im in the motor trade and its quite plainly obvious its a................................................................................................................................................ crock of sh*t !!!.

lol

For fooks sake did no-one read the ad properly???? He specifically said NO TIME WASTERS.................you should all be ashamed of yourselves wasting his time:rofl: leave the poor fella alone. matter of fact i think he's extremely intellegent with "farrari" . He knows all about copyright. :D

For fooks sake did no-one read the ad properly???? He specifically said NO TIME WASTERS.................you should all be ashamed of yourselves wasting his time:rofl: leave the poor fella alone. matter of fact i think he's extremely intellegent with "farrari" . He knows all about copyright. :D

this is true, perhaps that explains the poor grammar :x:

I e mailed the quad bov black 450bhp cars owner asking what mods it had to the engine and guess what.............................??????????????. Ive had no reply.perhaps he knows something we dont and doesnt want to share its tuning secrets. :rofl:

 

 

I aksed too and got no reply, so of course im gonna buy something from a guy who ignors me! ;) :rofl:

It's appeared again.....

 

He still can't spell Ferrari yet. He's had 5 times to get that correct, not to mention the mysterious 480bhp from a seemingly standard engine....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-NISSAN-300-ZX-TWIN-TURBO-FARRARI-STYLING_W0QQitemZ330149394254QQihZ014QQcategoryZ18238QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

 

Some more bell ends with imaginary performance figures. Are there that many muppets that either believe this, or their mates...or whoever talks bollocks?

 

Another 500bhp Z from a Boost controller and pointless dump valve

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-NISSAN-300-ZX-Twin-Turbo_W0QQitemZ160139225115QQihZ006QQcategoryZ18238QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

 

Another 450bhp from a dump valve...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-NISSAN-300-ZX-TWIN-TURBO-BLACK-Manual_W0QQitemZ330148868721QQihZ014QQcategoryZ18238QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

I can see how they came about these figures, I bet their thought process went something along the following lines...

 

Filter = +25bhp

Zorst = +25bhp

BOVs = + 25bhp (even though they do sod all)

Chip = +25bhp

 

Mysteriously, ebay muppet now has an extra 100bhp added to his car! Now thinks he has a 400bhp car!

I saw this last week but could not be bothered to waste the time posting it on the forum as i thought it was a joke listing :rofl:

I did ask the seller if he could forward me a copy of his dyno printout but he did not reply :confused:

Maybe someone should email the seller this link! :rofl:

 

PS, (Z)Master, I'm loving the boobies in your signature. :bow:

Maybe someone should email the seller this link! :rofl:

 

PS, (Z)Master, I'm loving the boobies in your signature. :bow:

I don't know how to get them enlarged? could you work on them for me si :D

I mailed him asking him what engine mod's it had. His response was....

 

Hi It Looks Like A 300ZX

What more can i tell you

 

WTF ?

Can anyone enlarge my boob sig for si?? i have tried but it just turns out frozen:)

If you press your nose against the screen on my animated boobs. It looks like shes pushing your nose into her cleavage :D

For SI :D

For SI :D

 

 

Sorry pall, but they look awful! Saggy spaniel's ears. The ones in your signature look like cute firm puppies.

 

I tend to prefer small firm and pert B/C cups, but the larger pert ones still look nice.

Pitta breads anyone?

now thats a car that deserves to be burnt!

Pitta breads anyone?

 

:rofl: Not heard that term before for them, but even more apt than Spaniel's ears! LOL

dont know what your all complaining about myself look back at all the pages of entertainment its created on here.

 

The guy needs applauding for his services to this site, his modifications and car have frequented the pages of this forum more than some paid up members cars, be it for the right reasons or not, everyone is loving it rearing its ugly head every time!! lol

dont know what your all complaining about myself look back at all the pages of entertainment its created on here.

 

The guy needs applauding for his services to this site, his modifications and car have frequented the pages of this forum more than some paid up members cars, be it for the right reasons or not, everyone is loving it rearing its ugly head every time!! lol

hello Sarah ;) i