Port Marine is the new development I live in in Portishead. There's a sales office at the entrance and after a bit of a drive around today down the coast, I decided to come home and past this.

 

Now today, there was a flustered looking woman, probably in her mid-50s in the road pointing then made an arms outstretched gesture as I rounded the corner.

 

Thinking there was some kind of problem, I pull over and wait for her to come over...she didn't, so I pepped up and in a loud-ish voice asked what the problem was. She couldn't quite hear me, but came over and bellowed, "what's your problem then?"....to which I replied, "well, I was a bit miffed at your gesture and thought that something was amiss, so stopped". "Oh no", she said, "we were waiting for the surveyor", to which I thought 'WTF?' She then leaned in and asked "Where did you get this car" in a rather stern voice.

 

In order to not complicate matters, I simply said "Japan". To which she turned round in a really angry voice and yelled, "TAKE IT BACK THEN"....to which I said "No, don't think so"....I don't usually drive this, but, this pissed me off, so pulled away on full throttle spinning the wheels going sideways down the road...best bet was, it probably flicked up loads of shite and I could see her with her arms up in the air waving like a muppet.

 

Zed = 1 / stupid irate woman = 0

PMSL :rofl: You should have stuck 2 fingers up and said "Survey this then" :rofl:

:rofl:

quality, hope you sprayed her with dirt

quality, hope you sprayed her with dirt

 

From a car that spotless??? :tongue:

she is probably your landlady LOL

pmsl, i just hope you didnt chip it from the dirt and gravel after you had it detailed

nice 1 mate you cant beat spraying muck all over a lady

nice 1 mate you cant beat spraying muck all over a lady

 

:rofl: :rofl:

What a strange woman :shock:

What a strange woman :shock:

 

eileen what were you doin in portishead ;) :tongue:

 

J/K

What a strange woman :shock:

 

aint you all :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: nice 1 Si makes you wonder why people dont stop to help anyone these days thats what you get for being a gentleman. You should of said are you married? if she said "no" then you could of replyed "im not surprised, if your cnut is as big as your mouth no wonder your single

creamy muck muck :rofl:

fpmsl :rofl:

 

Why do people take offence to you stopping to ask if they need help these days.

 

Dizzy bint :rofl:

Don't start the damsel in distress thing again. Last time we ended up in a big pile of shite :rofl: :rofl:

did she look a little like this?

did she look a little like this?

 

You'd never believe me, but she did actually. I'm deadly serious!!!!!!!!!!

Oh we believe you. They all look like that at a certain time in the lunar calendar.

You'd never believe me, but she did actually. I'm deadly serious!!!!!!!!!!

 

hehe...just watch out for the claws...crazy cat lady on the prowl

wtf has it got to do with her where you got your car ?? :rant: fookin nosey people really pi$$ me off. shouda given her a slap mate!!

Sounds like one of the many So called harmless care in the comunity nut balls that they used to lock up. Now days they ony lock em up when they murdered a few people.

 

Then say "ye we new she was a homocidal maniac with a burning ambition to kill people, but we thought it was in her best interest to mix with others as part of her treatment".

i hope she's still pulling melted rubber off her face :dance: useless woman.