On my private motorway and said BMW owner is sandwiched to my backside in traffic, traffic clears and I floor it getting more and more car lengths in front!

 

This happens several times and when I hit traffic again his answer is to swerve across three lanes of motorway and undertake for 200 yards on the hard shoulder, he must really have a small weener :xxx:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you know where to find um mate!!!

 

 

another classic

This happens several times and when I hit traffic again his answer is to swerve across three lanes of motorway and undertake for 200 yards on the hard shoulder

 

But it was too late because by then he knew deep down that he had been well and truley thrashed BWAHAHAHH

:rofl: :rofl:

I must admit I do like the fact that these people watch top gear and go and pay 30k+ for these cars thinking they are demi gods on the road, only to be humbled by us lot using a bit of hard work and some common sense :o

You going to end up with a roadkills section all to yourself :D

Keep up the good work :smash:

I know how that feels mate - blown away several M3's - its great fun when they've got the roof down and girls in the car trying to show off!!! but oh dear !!!! They just embaress themselves!! HEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHA W*N*ERS

I've not yet had the pleasure... but I'm sure the time will come. Nyahaha!!! Glad you taught him a lesson.

On my private motorway

 

not the A3 south from the robin hood roundabout by any chance?

:D

I have blown away a few M3's there nothing special really.

not had the chance yet

 

its mainly badly modded hot hatches where i live lol

I have £50 quid down with a bloke who drives an M3 that i'll beat him! jst got to finnish of the run in get her tuned, then that 50 is going towards me juice

perhaps we should have a national "let M3s win, just once" day for the club. even I've blasted an M3 off before. :rofl:

I have blown away a few M3's there nothing special really.

 

 

dont you own one ?

dont you own one ?

 

No I don't own one, and never will.

Anyone blown away an M5 yet? And watch out for the New M6 coupe soon!!

No I don't own one, and never will.

 

 

sorry LOL wrong person

sorry LOL wrong person

 

LOL no prob :)

I have nothing against the M3 car itself, just it's dreadful image.

LOL no prob :)

I have nothing against the M3 car itself, just it's dreadful image.

 

 

agreed

I hate everything bmw. But I did like Clarksons road test on the new m5 recently on top gear . Especially the bit when you press the m button on the steering wheel and the seats close in around you, tuck you in nicely and the car takes on a different persona. That is S*it cool.

 

Reckon we should have a ZED button :dance:

I hate everything bmw. But I did like Clarksons road test on the new m5 recently on top gear . Especially the bit when you press the m button on the steering wheel and the seats close in around you, tuck you in nicely and the car takes on a different persona. That is S*it cool.

 

Reckon we should have a ZED button :dance:

Beemers never done much for me either, tho I did own an old (1980?) 3 series

but only cos it had a v8 stuffed in it!

BTW you have a Z button-it's called the throttle pedal! :D

BTW you have a Z button-it's called the throttle pedal! :D

 

 

:rofl: well then connect it to something that says " you are now entering Z mode" when you put your foot to the floor. And " It hasn't been raining, so don't worry about cornering.....you F*ckin stallion"

 

All done in a female voice of course :cool:

:rofl: well then connect it to something that says " you are now entering Z mode" when you put your foot to the floor. And " It hasn't been raining, so don't worry about cornering.....you F*ckin stallion"

 

All done in a female voice of course :cool:

OOOeeeeerrrr! :eek: :D

Bloody Miniscule Willy

B M W

the only bmw i like is the old m3...the new ones are just boring to look at now...

last week i absolutely demolished the new 645 Ci - was suprised really, thought it would have had some grunt !! And then coming home from work i had yet ANOTHER bloody impreza wanting to race me !!!