I have now had email confirmation that I have been ordained as a Reverend in the Humanist church.....

Unfortunately, the UK government do not see this as a real religion, but it is still legal in the USA.....

 

It cost me nothing, I am not religious, I do have beliefs, unfortunately Jedi master was unavailable...... so I joined the Humanist's.....

 

I will be blessing Z's at JAE with my holy transmission fluid if anyone wants to join in?

 

 

Our father Mr. K, Who art in heaven, Hollowed be my Cats,

Thy Car show's come,

Wheels shall be spun, on tarmac as well as asphalt.

Give us this day our daily Z,

And forgive us on the bypasses,

As we forgive those who try to race against us.

And lead us not into gas stations,

But deliver us from Diesels,

For thine is the Kingdom,

V6 Power,

Continuing story,

For ever and ever

Ah 'Z'.

 

:innocent:

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You definitely need to change your username now; Reverend Z.

Our father Mr. K, Who art in heaven, Hollowed be my Cats,

Thy Car show's come,

Wheels shall be spun, on tarmac as well as asphalt.

Give us this day our daily Z,

And forgive us on the bypasses,

As we forgive those who try to race against us.

And lead us not into gas stations,

But deliver us from Diesels,

For thine is the Kingdom,

V6 Power,

Continuing story,

For ever and ever

Ah 'Z'.

:lol::lol::lol:

I will be blessing Z's at JAE with my holy transmission fluid if anyone wants to join in?

 

Oh the image i have in my head :innocent:.

 

FatrherZed?

Anything possible on the

 

INTER NETZ!

Reminds me of Rev I.AM.JOLLY

 

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I've got a certificate somewhere....somewhere.

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You definitely need to change your username now; Reverend Z.

 

LOL - what he said.....

 

.....And congrats on the new title matey!! Now, if you can just do a little more to have your title recognised, you might be able to get exemption from taxes, jury service, prosecution from the odd murder....:wink:

I wonder if we can have a religion based on petrol heads / car enthusiasts??

The US seem to have loads of different obscure religions!

Surely we are allowed as well...... after all there is a Jedi religion now..... lol

If God created Man, then through that he created the combustion engine and the Z....... Hmmmmm..... I think this will need some further quiet reflection!!

I found it......... In the bible it say's When the Jews went to arrest Jesus "they approached him in one accord" ??

Didn't Moses burn up the desert in his triumph?

And ill think you'll find that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden in his Fury

LMAO thats brightened a dreary day in Dorset :chinese: