What is the point of these little annoying basts..?? It's as muggy as hell in my house at the moment, so open the windows and all I get is them flying in to my head!!

 

:End Rant

Kill them all! Pull their legs and wings off, put them in the microwave, get a magnifying glass on them, throw them in the toilet and pee on them!

Get on of those electronic fly swatters they go with a right pop

a ligher and a can or air freshener = mini flame thrower

eat them.

eat them.

 

If you eat one, you will suffer convulsions within 7 minutes and your heart rate will become unstable. Untreated you will be in cardiac arrest by 49 minutes and have to consider phoning in sick for work tomorrow. Dangerous game my friend.

You will get the AIDS.

i can die eating daddy long legs but stay healthy eating cows...strange world:w00t:

If you eat one, you will suffer convulsions within 7 minutes and your heart rate will become unstable. Untreated you will be in cardiac arrest by 49 minutes and have to consider phoning in sick for work tomorrow. Dangerous game my friend.

 

I would have thought phoning in sick would be the last thing someone would be thinking about when suffering a cardiac arrest!

I would have thought phoning in sick would be the last thing someone would be thinking about when suffering a cardiac arrest!

 

True, I guess he could do it after dinner? Although, Brian is self employed so he can probably skip that stage anyway.

Bloody flies round here ATM! Do my head in, tomorrow night I will get pissed off with the mozzies down on the river bank. I just hope this high pressure contines, it's doing me some favours at present.

True, I guess he could do it after dinner? Although, Brian is self employed so he can probably skip that stage anyway.

 

If he takes an ibuprofen he will be alright I spec, it's only a heart attack Christ.

Bloody flies round here ATM! Do my head in, tomorrow night I will get pissed off with the mozzies down on the river bank. I just hope this high pressure contines, it's doing me some favours at present.

 

Just make sure the mozzies don't bite you more than 5.3 times within an area smaller than 6 square inches of you skin. If this happens you will suffer localised accelerated decay of nerve endings and capillary arteries within 9 minutes and if not urinated on within 21 minutes, your affected area will prepare to unlock a floodgate of biologically corrosive chemical reaction poison into your bloodstream. Amputation is the best option in most cases, take a sharpened leatherman with you.

I have a mosquito bite on my ass.

I always get savaged by mozzies when fishing.. Makes you like your beating yourself up..lol

Sod it I'm dead already then, TBF not even mozzies like me. The weekend we went to a wedding everyone got bit to shit, me two, two measley bites. It's that demon blood of mine, tastes bad.

Crane fly nookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

just makes it easier to smush the buggers to death !

We used to run around with sticks murdering may bugs and stag beetles. Only when they were flying of corse, unsporting otherwise.

just makes it easier to smush the buggers to death !

 

Well that's what I did today - or rather my car did. Heaven knows what it was, but there's little left of it!

Just make sure the mozzies don't bite you more than 5.3 times within an area smaller than 6 square inches of you skin. If this happens you will suffer localised accelerated decay of nerve endings and capillary arteries within 9 minutes and if not urinated on within 21 minutes, your affected area will prepare to unlock a floodgate of biologically corrosive chemical reaction poison into your bloodstream. Amputation is the best option in most cases, take a sharpened leatherman with you.

 

I have taken your advice mate and after half an hour and a twisted shoulder including loads of cursing i asked the wife to piss on my neck...this she done succesfully and i thank you!! but no pics ime affraid guys.

Well that's what I did today - or rather my car did. Heaven knows what it was, but there's little left of it!

 

Did you hit a Gremlin or something there..!! lol

Did you hit a Gremlin or something there..!! lol

 

I have no idea. The camera seems to lose its sense of 'scale' this thing is HUGE! Half of it then went on to hit the drivers' window too and there's a huge green streak up it! I daren't roll the window down as that goo will find its way into the weatherstrips and it'll leave smears until winter! I am going to clean it all off now!

I have no idea. The camera seems to lose its sense of 'scale' this thing is HUGE! Half of it then went on to hit the drivers' window too and there's a huge green streak up it! I daren't roll the window down as that goo will find its way into the weatherstrips and it'll leave smears until winter! I am going to clean it all off now!

 

Do you mean to say that that was only half of it..!! It must have been huge..lol Need a couple of cans of bug be gone spray on that.

Do you mean to say that that was only half of it..!! It must have been huge..lol Need a couple of cans of bug be gone spray on that.

 

Yeah, the same green goo is all over the side glass and some of it down the side too! Must have been a huge grass hopper or something. Don't really know any other large green insect that would appear in the air like that!

Emerald bettle I recon.