Bit disapointing I reckon, they seems to be working hard to be dangerous and interesting (plus no VBH)

 

So what's yer fave then ?

 

 

Top Gear

5th Gear

Driven

Pulling Power

Top Gear matey!

 

VBH is a chick with a dick IMO!

 

They've dragged the show into the daylight and twas ace.

 

Lambo is arse, that paganini thing was nothing short of alien!

 

Ferret and Crampo take note, you are old and weary. Proof was on the track when the Paganini whooped the Lambo big time. :D

top gear was not bad, but it was a little dissapointing. That van thing, at first he was ripping the piss then eh decided he liked it, whats that about?

The echo in that building was rediculous though lol.

 

IMO both the lambo and the zonda are ugly as **** maybe its just me though. Quick enough though :D

The audience was flipping awful...must have had a guy with a card saying laugh, and he held it up at certain intervals.

The over enthusiatic co presenter got on my tits. Every car in the world is apparently stunning and a bargain, and super flipping duper.

And digs at 5th gear kick ass

well done!

I didnt mind watching it one bit.

 

Now I shall lurk once more.

Ciao Ciao

The pagani kicks ass.

Who's putting their car forward to go on the test track? Someone must be able to woop the lambo and pagani...you can beat anything else :D ;)

*NOW* I shall go back to lurking.

 

Au revoir mes amis :D

Jezzer is back, he wears denim and smokes like a smokey thing!

 

What more do you want?

 

Man show, not a girl pretending to be a guy show! Although VBH does a great job of passing for a geezer...LMFAO :D

i loved it... i want a lambo, a zonda, a gt40 and my nissan in that metallic blue colour of the mazda. santas got a twat of a job on this year

 

harry enfield in real life is more annoying than his characters, ie he doesnt seem to have a personality of his own just stupid voices all the time, ffs just be kevin!!!

 

all in all damn fine show.

 

oh on the vbh , i reckon shes not the hottest to look at, but shes got that twinkle in her eye that says... "im pure dirt"....:D :D :D a minx and a half

 

Clarkey i'm gettin worried about you m'lad, you dont like tits, and you think the zonda and the lambo are ugly...... you need a stern talking to and some glasses.... im begining to think you bat for the other side?????:p :p

Was it just me or did that Lambo/Pagini race look a bit staged?

Dont tell me you cant smoke that lambo of the line?

No doubt the Pagini is faster but just seemed wierd to me.

then again on the track, seemed far wetter for the lambo than for the Pagini?

 

Im not convinced to be honest.

You're dead right mate, lambo is sex and so is the Paganini type thing that NO fcuker has ever heard of!!! Where did that car come from by the way??? LMFAO :D

 

Clarkey San sod the motorshow bud, you and me are gonna do the Brum lap dancing circuit to get some blood flowing through them veins of yours! Get out of town me old son, PC's are the devils spawn....look what heppened to Glen! ROFLMFAO :D

 

Edd-you-vacation is what you need homes, Roy Castle did it best then caught cancer and Jimmy Saville is a good stick by any means! LMFAO :D

 

Now then...now then....

I just want you too bite!

 

LMFAO :D

 

Come on you SA numpty, Ernie Els sucks cock bud! Margate is so shi1te that even the sharks eat the inhabitants and did I mention that you are a tit? :D :D

 

Come on big boy...bring it on! LMFAO :D

 

I'm so bored it hurts! :D :D

 

By the way...stock tyre pressures are about 34 psi front and 36 psi rear! EAT IT! :D

:D That was me above! MRS T!!!!! FFS!!!! LOL :D

Originally posted by scoops

Clarkey i'm gettin worried about you m'lad, you dont like tits, and you think the zonda and the lambo are ugly...... you need a stern talking to and some glasses.... im begining to think you bat for the other side?????:p :p

:eek: I never said i dont like tits, i said i dont like tits all over my PC screen all the time, and especially at school, will get me in trouble quickly lol ;)

 

oh and the lambo is a wedge. And the zonda seems to have some wierd bubble thing and the back of the car is just flat.

Bollocks, I missed it! And they had the Zonda on it? Double bollocks! Loving looking car, I reckon, and great to drive too.

 

Erm, in Gran Turismo 3, that is :D

I thought the Zonda was ugly, but I loved the Lambo and Top Gear gets my vote.

Just thought I'd add my tuppence-worth ...

 

Thought the show was pretty good on the whole.

 

Great to see Jezzer back, he's the man .... excellent digs at health and safety, road spending plans etc. Liked the speed camera thing too ... no doubt there'll be plenty of lentil-eaters complaining about it. Good. Just nice to see someone at the beeb not towing the line for the DG and Tony's Cronies.

 

Also agree that co-host was a bit of a t-wat ... calm down there, my boy! Missing VBH, can't agree that she's anything less than a godess. Just the voice is enough to do it for me.

 

Personally, I thought the Lambo was a work of art and the Zonda had been penned by an over-enthusiastic 10 year old ... no denying it kicked-ass on the track, though, and sounded superb. Well worth the extra 150k! Not. Looking forward to the next instalment.

 

Don't forget 350z on Fifth gear tonight!

 

CheerZ,

John.

Hmmmm.... not bad for a first effort, but they seemed a bit uncomfortable with the new format. Hope they settle into it a bit more in weeks to come.

 

The new bod has done loads of car and bike programms on Sky. He's OK after a while but not in the same league as Jezza, Tiff, Quentin. Still, he's a trillion times better than that total c*ck wound Steve Berry!

 

What was the point of having that fat bloke on? Waste of a presenters salary (our licence fee!) if you ask me. Again, maybe in weeks to come it will all come right.

 

Also thought that 'The Stig' was a bit naff.

 

2p

 

Tape set for for the 350Z tonight!

when and where is 5th gear on tonight then people?

Now you''re not going to tell me that last nights rather laboured Top Gear was better than this evening sharp and informative 5th Gear ?

 

I like Clarkeson, he's the daddy when it comes to cutting comments and slagging off normal cars, but the whole show, pretty much on his own, well I thought it was just tiresome.

 

Now you get Tiff, Quentin, VB-H (and even the fat bloke with the silly hair) and it's a better show. If only they would take on Clarkeson and run that show for an hour, then it would be perfect !