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was sitting on the communal toilet the other day having a w4nk when i looked over to the wall and noticed some dirty b4stard had picked their nose and wiped the snot on the wallpaper

 

honestly, they are disgusting

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not what you want to see on the finishing stroke

 

i was on the money mate lol

anyway Allan you should of double checked as it could of been a blob of blue tac over the peep hole:oops:

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A shot in the dark this but im sure both my hands were engaged in other activities at the time !!

 

listen mate, i use one hand to ****, ive heard about using your other, but no way am i using my free hand to put a finger up me ass when having a jossle

listen mate, i use one hand to ****, ive heard about using your other, but no way am i using my free hand to put a finger up me ass when having a jossle

 

I was thinking more like one hand squeezin a grape fruit and the other in the deep in an apple pie !

 

But if all your thinking off is how far ones thumb can fit up Someones jacksi

then that puts me right off this topic !

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actually, there is nowt better than a bit of menthol shampoo and a finger up ya ass when having a jossle (so ive heard??)

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