was sitting on the communal toilet the other day having a w4nk when i looked over to the wall and noticed some dirty b4stard had picked their nose and wiped the snot on the wallpaper

 

honestly, they are disgusting

ffs have they no class:lol::lol::lol:

put me right off it did

not what you want to see on the finishing stroke

 

i was on the money mate lol

That's terrible Allan......

 

.....have these people no shame!!!

 

Richard:winkiss::cool3:

Hate when that shit happens !

 

Especially to another member, lol !!

pmsl, wasnt yours was it lee?

i just hope it was a snot, felt like one when i cleaned it off??

anyway Allan you should of double checked as it could of been a blob of blue tac over the peep hole:oops:

pmsl, wasnt yours was it lee?

 

A shot in the dark this but im sure both my hands were engaged in other activities at the time !!

the glory hole lol

the glory hole lol

 

Bet me to it !

A shot in the dark this but im sure both my hands were engaged in other activities at the time !!

 

listen mate, i use one hand to ****, ive heard about using your other, but no way am i using my free hand to put a finger up me ass when having a jossle

Oh dear...

listen mate, i use one hand to ****, ive heard about using your other, but no way am i using my free hand to put a finger up me ass when having a jossle

 

I was thinking more like one hand squeezin a grape fruit and the other in the deep in an apple pie !

 

But if all your thinking off is how far ones thumb can fit up Someones jacksi

then that puts me right off this topic !

actually, there is nowt better than a bit of menthol shampoo and a finger up ya ass when having a jossle (so ive heard??)

im hardcore, its mustard you have to worry about (apprernetly?)

What about that snot on the wall - go for it if it's fresh enough !!:pinch: