Alan, i know the crap you have to deal with, this is just to say you are not the only one.

Get called to evict a tennant and her scrote kids, after they have done a runner and not paid any rent for ages.

Luckily house was empty, but after clearing the house and loft, we are presented with this.

 

The house which was only a 2 bed, took 4 skips to clear, this lot was another 3. All the neighbours have been dumping their sh*te in the garden.

LAZY FOOKERS!!!! take it the local dump

filthy fookers, take it they werent keen gardeners either lol

filthy fookers, take it they werent keen gardeners either lol

 

thats modern art isn't it?

that your house stu....!

:D

Some people really just need rounding up and being put down. Just not ready for civilisation yet.

Nice stain on the mattress :D

ive just thrown a guy out this morn, he turned out to be a plonky, i got a complaint from the guy living in the room beneath him that the guy ustairs must have left the tap running as there was water dripping through his light fitting, turns out it was piss dripping through, the guy hasnt left his bed for 4 days, the piss had gone through a mattres a carpet, floor boards then dripped throught the light fitting down stairs

ive just thrown a guy out this morn, he turned out to be a plonky, i got a complaint from the guy living in the room beneath him that the guy ustairs must have left the tap running as there was water dripping through his light fitting, turns out it was piss dripping through, the guy hasnt left his bed for 4 days, the piss had gone through a mattres a carpet, floor boards then dripped throught the light fitting down stairs

 

Another case for the death squad.

How much for the washing machine? :rofl:

fpmsl :rofl:

ive just thrown a guy out this morn, he turned out to be a plonky, i got a complaint from the guy living in the room beneath him that the guy ustairs must have left the tap running as there was water dripping through his light fitting, turns out it was piss dripping through, the guy hasnt left his bed for 4 days, the piss had gone through a mattres a carpet, floor boards then dripped throught the light fitting down stairs

 

:shock: not even a fooking animal would behave like that

Last time I chucked tenants out with all their rubbish I caught bloody scabbies.

Dirty F---s

people like the one ive just thrown out today are becoming more frequent

ive just thrown a guy out this morn, he turned out to be a plonky, i got a complaint from the guy living in the room beneath him that the guy ustairs must have left the tap running as there was water dripping through his light fitting, turns out it was piss dripping through, the guy hasnt left his bed for 4 days, the piss had gone through a mattres a carpet, floor boards then dripped throught the light fitting down stairs

 

Niiiiiiiice! :hurl:

Photos please Allan! :bow:

will be cleaning it on tuesday lol

Yeah!!!!!!!! Get the marigolds in and the caustic soda out!!

 

thats one of them french toilets aint it???

thats one of them french toilets aint it???

 

looks like one of your kitchen sinks mate:D

pmsl, ive seen worse