General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Somebody sent me this today... Being a Police Officer in the UK Question: How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and y…

This will get some of you fuming means we are gonna get the police running round with sound meters "Boy racers have until next July to get rid of modified exhaust pipes on their cars, under an EU directive on noise pollution. The law which comes into effect next year will ban the exhausts as part of a range of measures aimed at reducing noise emissions. But it's not yet clear how the government will enforce the rule, or whether drivers could face fines for having enlarged exhaust pipes. Fine Gael MEP Jim Higgins says it should be made part of the NCT test." this is where the :xxx: smiley is handy....

set ur alarms for qualifying in the morning ..6.30am ;) or maybe not lol

this is freaky...... http://www.danharlow.com/blog/2007/10/04/what-kind-of-brain-do-you-have/

You'd win a few traffic light gp's in this.. http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/255921.htm 0-150 in 12sec's!!

I need a new family car and have a part x worth £10k and £10k cash to spend. Has to be auto for the missus, and so far she's seen these. Any other ideas people? as shes now driving me nuts to make a decision. :smash: :smash:

ok - so its every mans right to grow a beard at some point in their life - i'm thinking about it - i've even not shaved for a couple of days recently before i chickened out. so what do i do - how do i get a designer beard?? what clippers do i use?? will women still fancy me? help me guys regards, alex

If not a fan of Lego, or Chevy Camaro`s, dont bother clicking !! http://cgi.ebay.com/1-8-Scale-Custom-Lego-Technic-2009-Chevrolet-Camaro_W0QQitemZ270173256847QQihZ017QQcategoryZ19012QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Alan............

Does any one transmit Sky + Tv with one of those wireless things? I just got one and I have to have the TV on downstairs to get a signal upstairs, so I might as well jsut watch it downstairs, lol!!! Also, the remote wouldnt work, eventhough it said it would. Crap bitta kit. Anyone else who has one, what model/make you got and does it change channel from the second room and not require the TV on downstairs?! Cheers rodders

is there a way to find a car, i would love to know if my old golf is still knocking about, wouldnt mind having it back to be honest is there anything i could do to find it

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Lov…

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I'm in the process of making a unit that will attach to the power folding mirror switch wires and will fold the mirrors when the ignition is switched off, and unfold them when the ignition is swiched back on, save forgetting and getting your mirrors clipped while you're not at the car. Of course the switch would still work also. Its gonna cost around £20 to make the unit up, including all the relays and a box to put it all in, just wondered if anyone else was interested in one as I could make a few while im at it? Let me know and I'll work it all out. All the best guys.

OK my mate geoff has £7K to spend on a car, or £150 a month. He does about 20K a year in miles. needs to be parked in the road needs to be low insurance level I'm thinking Golf TDI

As above ! :bow: Alan........

Just seen this car on pistonheads, is there a similar kit available for the ZX? I think the descriptionis a bit OTT but nice bodykit :tongue: http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/257224.htm If someone here is a member on the Supra club they might be able to ask on the Supra site?

FPMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: http://www.break.com/index/another-flaming-shot-goes-badly.html

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

is 250 thousand people to give me a quid each and I can go to Aus without selling the house :dance: Now where is that list of mates :x:

Best not to send anything until wednesday as it looks like it could be in melt down until then!!! You have been warned!!! Ive got to go down to coventry in a minute to help out at our main hub due to all the staff walking out to join the strike so to save any problems i wouldnt post anything to be safe. Mike

i want to spend no more than £500 on a work/winter runabout... any suggestions? obviously something reliable that can do more mpg than the ol zed!

This guy must be confident wouldnt let a reporter do that to me http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/34179/118/

Having a few problems with Cubase SX3 at the moment after re-installation....there's a slim possibility it might be the software itself...if anyone has a copy, could they PM me as I have a favour to ask ;) Cheers, Leigh

as some may know i am currently pulling engine for a rebuild.startin to struggle by the time i get home from work its dropping dark so i thought id get myself a inspection lamp.the dim wit in halfrauds had know idea what i was on about and insisted on trying to sell me neons when i went into more detail about what i wanted he helpfully told me that yes they do them in different colours and ones that flash!!!!!!i asked him if he had ever tried removing a propshaft under the light given off by a green flashing neon.to which i just got a blank expression.luckily someone (another customer) after hed finished chuckling pointed me in the right direction.i am amazed about the st…

Go for it in manic mode! http://www.danpat.fi/janne/flash/kuplamuovi.swf