General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Damn fooking funny as I went to watch it last night with the family, well from the first I was cringing cos of the content and my 13 year old was sat beside me, but once I started to laugh that was it tears.

Ahh, kids say the silliest things, dont they? Check these out, daft little fookers : You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, b…

been trying to get on ebay all morning, is it just me or can no one get on it? :(

An 80-year-old made a dramatic entry at a Florida driving test centre where she had been summoned to re-take her test. Therese Smith smashed into the office's waiting room, injuring 11 people, but no-one was seriously hurt. http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6410000/newsid_6414000/6414025.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1 :wack:

My laptop is running like a pig in shite. Its about time I did a format and re-install so here it goes. I hate it when I have to do this but a re-frag is too long and it isnt the best cure. So a start from sratch always seems to be the best solutuion? catch you lot later. :cool:

I hate scooters and I hate chavs, the two make a miserable combination. Scenario: Exiting the A38, just driving into Plymouth. Set of traffic lights ahead, I proceed to slow down. Now I'd just overtaken some twerp in a moped who had no side view mirrors, helmet half on and unstrapped, no L - plates or anything. He obviously didn't see where he was going and didn't see that the lights had changed to red. THUMP So I get out and he tells me he didn't hit my car, so after observing a rather long scratch down the bumper, I tell him, so were did that come from then? His response, of course was "it weren't me like". So I said, "who the hell was it? I didn't …

Blue Dragon "Sweet chilli dipping sauce" :bow: :bow: :bow:

got ear ache, i get wax build up in my ears and every now and then i get ear ache, ive got it in both ears tonite, looks like a sleepless nite and a trip to the docs lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.jhtml;jsessionid=ZZNF5NU1V53LBQFIQMFCFFWAVCBQYIV0?xml=/motoring/2007/09/22/nosplit/mfbike22.xml&DCMP=ILC-traffdrv07053100

i'll kick off

Well done Lendle

Thay have seen another one :xxx: Well I hope her nipples rot and fall off and she gets halitosis and her hair falls out. But the agants are right on it and I have another viewing tommorrow

Carling Cup, Arsenal 1- Newcastle 0 And that was the so called B team!

Anyone else do this?? http://www.forbesdirect.tv/ I really want a new HD flatscreen, and for £10 a month i can get a decent 37" to 42" (18 month contract) With the speed electronics move these days i can't see its that bad!!! New products come out and no one wants the old ones. New tv say £2000 for a 42" in 18 months to 2 years time youd get £500????? The above to rent for 18 months is £720 (£10 per week) and you can upgrade at anytime. Thats a rough saving of £780 over 18 months, not even including the HP as i could't buy a TV outright!!

Paul C has stepped aside for the new mod behave as she is watching your every post

Cos I have got one at the mo Christ on a Bike :shock: :shock: :hurl: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=160159667558

Just shows not all men are perverts with one track minds!!

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Darth Vader playing the blues.... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18560309 :dance:

http://www.arobinsonautocentre.co.uk , needs an oil pump apperently, looks ok bodywise

Barry and Paul Chuckle :wack: 20 years of eccentric comedy :dance: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7012553.stm

Many thanks for giving me a go in your Apache Flight Simulator, Its funny, even though in my mind I knew it wasnt real, I still shat me'self when it was heading towards the ground at a rapid rate of knots. :( :cool: :bow:

maybe a repost... http://www.andreaplanet.com/mosaic/starrynight/ i thought it was pretty impressive and hopefully non offensive this time :p

Thanks for the birthday pressie it works a treat, see!!!!! :D