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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" And *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and…

have a read of this. long read but proper toilet humor :rofl: :rofl: http://www.singletrackworld.com/foru...27e14b8b2fd63a

any mods out there is it possible to give athene a 24h ban next saturday please ...perhaps sunday might help as well :nana2: regards, alex

Things are starting to happen with my band a bit quicker than anticipated ( http://www.myspace.com/kyotounderground ) and I'm in urgent need of a web designer to build a website to showcase the growing list of songs, say a bit about our ideology and generally entice people with a feast for the eyes and ears. Ideally, something slick, professional, subversive, creative, compulsive Seriously though, if there's anyone on here that can help it would be very much appreciated as I've been tearing my hair out trying to do it myself. I've got the ideas and the software but unfortunately I'm sorely lacking both time and technical ability I'm an artist and photographer by pro…

hi bud ... just for you .... me having a little fun with me blade ... ;) wozza.. ..

. . . . . . :hyper: :hyper: GO ENGLAND :hyper: :hyper: (yer right... ha ha)

does anyone know how to change the language on windows. my other half is from Slaovakia and her laptop is in her language. and i want to set it back to english

I am appalled and disgusted by the Government's response to the recent disclosures about deaths in the 'Health' Service from C.difficile. I'm sure you must have recently heard or read about the case of the three hospitals run by the Maidstone and Tunbridge Wells NHS Trust, which had 1,176 patients catching this superbug over two-and-a-half years causing the death of 90 of them. What is the Governments response? A new target for the NHS to reduce the incidence of C.difficile by 40% by 2011!!! The Government seem to find it acceptable that, provided the deaths decrease by 40% over the next four years, this would be an acceptable situation. WELL THIS IS B…

What I'd give for a 360 and copy of Halo3! An opportunity to relive my carefree student days! I would almost consider swapping my zed for it were it not for the fact I still have a spare kidney! :cry: The kick in the balls being I have to get a hdtv to boot! :wack: Best get saving.... :rolleyes:

this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1twEwWTDhnE good tune with it aswell

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i know its got nowt to do with a curry, but the are fookin lovely

......by this? I't would take the copper half an hour to get out of it. or, you could just drive down a road with speed bumps. LOL

just seen this whilst scanning the autotrader hope link works http://www.lawsonsportsandperformance.co.uk/22763/lawsonsportandperformance.htm if not its at http://www.lawsonsportsandperformance.co.uk

I had to go to Asda this evening to try and get hold of some nasal decongestant spray as I ran out, feckin nasty cold! So, there is an Asda a few junctions up the motorway which is 24hrs. So I nip off up there. What am I greeted with? YES; about 15 pallets worth of Christmas wrapping paper on sale!!! To rub salt into the wound, they didn't even have the Sudafed nasal spray that I have! So left empty handed and cussing Christmas once again! It's barely even mid-October FFS!!!!!!!!!!!! :rant: /rant

Quite often there comes a thread critising the committee for something or other. I am as guilty as anyone else. But its rare that they get apraisal for doing something right? I would therefore like to congratulate them all for setting up the ban log section. This answers questions that may well otherwise cause disruption and arguements within the forum because people dont know the reasons for a ban. Thanks peeps. :bow: vini :cool:

watch out guys! Location: A4 into london on the traffic light on the junction on Syon Lane with the shell garage (no v-power today!! GRRR!) and Gillette tower on your left. new style truvelo which looks like a stumpy metal telegraph pole. about 7-8ft high will a rounded blue top (basically looks like a massive.....Johnson). In fact it is actually hidden behind a sign so even more sneaky. It is the truvelo style so has 3 close together line rather than the long set of hash marks. What is EVEN EVEN more sneakier is that the lines are place just after the stop line for the traffic lights so you dont notice them. Guess they could be jumping red lights camera (w…

http://www.redtube.com/6303 hope this link works :smash:

Your PMs are not working....just wondering what you're doing on 3rd of next month. Bukem and Pendulum are playing at Academy....fancy coming along with us? Si

Hi, Does anyone know how to convert MPEGS to .TS files? Cheers Vijay

hi guys whats the hottest burning gas i can buy for a standard blowtorch (the one with the bottle screwed to the bottom) im using butane/propane mix at the mo takes ages to get my seized nuts (ouch) glowing on my exhaust downpipes and by the time ive got a socket on theyve cooled down.can you still get oxy/acc without a license know it wont go on a standard tourch but gettin desperate now

Mark, Your inbox is full. Barry

Having had to endure the family from hell living next door all summer, loud music all day dogs barking ect I finally rang the council to come and speak to them. Didn't care if the officer told them it was us that reported them they would have guessed anyway as we have been asking them all summer to think about our privacy, but being council tenents living an benefits even they could have sussed that one out. Not having a go at council estates we have lived here for years and bought our house from the council, as have a few people around here. Anyway coming out to work tonight the chavvy son who would be about 22 yrs old and been drinking all day had a go, I not being in t…

I've just upgraded my pc and graphics card and wondering what games people play online these days ?

just browsing round and come across this. it has to be the best example ive seen yet, which was made famous by a 70s tv program some of you may remember. even though its modified, they have not changed the actual shape of the car, which many do, but i think it looks stunning. http://classiccar.chooseyouritem.com/classics/files/490000/490092.html