The Hyper has always had one of the top flowing designs, at the expense of a more polarizing aesthetic style of twin can.
Yes, regarding the headers, that's been a huge issue, right? The original Stillen headers were decent at the time, but with only poor quality copy rip-offs only existing these days it's no wonder people have lost faith in the performance benefit of them. We need a new design that has been properly researched and engineered to help extract a bit more from this engine. Interestingly enough, I've never seen a longtube style available for this car w/ it's own mid-pipe cat/de-cat section. I guess the shorty designs are more popular to adapt to already owned cat/decat sections.
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protoj ·
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business
function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love
you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened
last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk as a skunk.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye
when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married".